the landlord said " no, sorry you barred. "
2006-10-03 05:58:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a funny one. It was even better when Peter Kay did it in 'Live at the top of the tower' a few years ago!!!!!!!!
2006-10-03 06:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A head went into a bar and asked for a pint but the landlord said no as he was already legless. Boom, boom.
2006-10-03 06:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a tramp and his dog went in to the bar the tramp said a pint of beer no you had best make that two,looked down smiled at his dog and ruffled his coat the barman said ahh is the other one for ya dog? the tramp said f***k off he can buy his own
2006-10-03 07:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penguin went into a bar and said " has me Dad been in here tonight and Barman said " I dont know what does he look like.
2006-10-03 07:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and WILL said I only wanted A Mid Summer Nights CREAM
2006-10-05 07:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i must be pretty slow because it took me about 10 seconds to understand that one
2006-10-03 06:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by hgs_sux 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha very funny ..the bard himself would love it
2006-10-03 06:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by abc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-03 05:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.... I DON"T GET IT!
2006-10-05 12:49:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-10-05 10:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋