Entertainment & Music - 29 September 2006

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....






A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This
went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.



He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?"





She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked.



She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"



"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and
said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."





He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"



She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.





She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards

2006-09-29 05:22:59 · 20 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I gotta admit, the idea of being able to alter myself or others in anything is very enticing. There are so many things I would use it for, ranging for halping others, to combating evil, to just plain fun. However, I could also see having more than mere fun with this power and my wife. How about you, or did I just hit my head again?

DISCLAIMER: Not a new age wiccan who thinks this sort of stuff is possible, nor am I some sort of perv who hides in his wife's closet. Just an imaginative person with a taste for sci-fi and fantasy. Well, maybe a little bit of a perv, LOL.

2006-09-29 05:22:06 · 9 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

So far all I've got planned is a family "party" on saturday. Nothing planned for today.(not yet) Mostly likely going out with some friends, and just hang out. What do u have planned?

2006-09-29 05:22:03 · 15 answers · asked by a7xrios 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 05:21:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Christina Augulera (or however you spell it) half naked, Britney Spears snogging Madonna, Lilly Allen swearing etc...... In my era (80s), all we had was squeaky clean Debbie Gibson and Tiffany!!! Have things got better or worse for teenagers these days? Who else do you remember from the 80s that you liked?!

2006-09-29 05:21:35 · 12 answers · asked by . 7 in Music

I live near Ramstein and I don't even know where to go to have a blast. anyone knows anything around the nearest area besides K-town?

2006-09-29 05:20:58 · 4 answers · asked by silltnwild 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-29 05:20:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.citroen.co.uk/c4/
wat is the music being played in the citroen ice ad?
please help

2006-09-29 05:19:36 · 5 answers · asked by trix1 1 in Television

Mine is Roast Beef

2006-09-29 05:19:30 · 17 answers · asked by SxyPR 3 in Polls & Surveys

Was Elvis the original singer? Who else sang it? What's the best version?

2006-09-29 05:19:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
48.Can you cry under water?
49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ?
50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?

2006-09-29 05:19:16 · 8 answers · asked by baby 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what kinds of guys do u like:
1.balck or blond hair
2.green or gray eyes
3.tall or short
4.musical or artistic
5.basketballers or vollyballers
6.smart or sporty
7.do u like it more when they kiss u on the cheek or the lips
8.do like it when there hand is around u
9.glasses with or without
10.were would he take u : movie or dinner (pick 1)

2006-09-29 05:19:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?
26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
30.stop looking its not in there
31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

2006-09-29 05:18:41 · 5 answers · asked by baby 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Back in the 60's I did the original documentary shows Star Trek, Star Wars, True space Travelers & Mars Exploration, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Indiana Jones. Hollywood just made remakes of them. Where can I locate the original independent films.

2006-09-29 05:18:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

she's hanging in the religion and spirituality forum ( right now )

2006-09-29 05:17:58 · 3 answers · asked by sparky 1 in Other - Entertainment

14. If u can't drink drive, y do u need a driver's license to buy liquor, y do bars have parkin lots?
15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?
16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume?
17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose
18.what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences
19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF
20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM
21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
22.Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?
24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?

2006-09-29 05:17:45 · 8 answers · asked by baby 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors
2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face
3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?
5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin
7.can you teach a new dog old tricks
8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???
9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?

2006-09-29 05:16:39 · 10 answers · asked by baby 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 05:16:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 05:16:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I would like to have Tourette's

2006-09-29 05:16:09 · 14 answers · asked by Melissa C 5 in Polls & Surveys

and why is that ticket more expensive than the Orchestra seating?

2006-09-29 05:15:46 · 1 answers · asked by CrazdSquirel 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-29 05:14:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-29 05:14:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-29 05:14:22 · 3 answers · asked by aMUSEd 6 in Television

2006-09-29 05:13:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My name is April and I want to be A famous christian singer one day soon. I don't know where to start or who really to trust. I sing, play the piano, guitar and write my own music through Gods talent. I don't really know where to start in order to get my stuff out there any advice?

2006-09-29 05:13:25 · 2 answers · asked by aprilb38127 1 in Music

2006-09-29 05:13:13 · 13 answers · asked by bonedaddyxl 2 in Comics & Animation

I never have seen hardly anything of quality produced for that channel movie wise but there was a miniseries quite sometime back. The earth was being invaded by aliens from the fourth dimension. It seemed filmed in the english countryside. They didn't attack in ships they were just overtaking our dimensions. It was trully spellbinding and engrossing. I only saw the last episode or two of four parts I believe it was. I never saw it again and for that matter haven't seen anything worth watching on that channel movie wise (outside of the Cube movies) since. Has anyone else seen this miniseries? I would love to watch this one in its entirety someday.

2006-09-29 05:13:03 · 4 answers · asked by phallanx2005 2 in Television

2006-09-29 05:12:40 · 39 answers · asked by Katy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 05:12:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys