Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This
went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and
said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards
2006-09-29 05:22:59 · 20 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one! :O
2006-09-29 05:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by nechannew 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chickens don't have Witch facets till of direction they're from Salem or study Wicca, yet their feathers, regardless, are on the outdoors, different than, of direction, for those they ate! ; )
2016-10-18 04:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww. Cute!
2006-09-29 05:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoop! Good one, Girl!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2006-09-30 04:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse feathers! cute though.
2006-09-29 05:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by cork 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good cheering up joke, that was pretty funny though. :)
2006-09-29 05:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Bug*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God you did not go further.
2006-09-29 05:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by SKG R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-29 06:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-09-29 06:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by kkre3975 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was funny. I'm gonna copy and paste it into an email. Thanks for the joke. :)
2006-09-29 05:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by bellelayne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha hehe
2006-09-29 05:25:18 · answer #11 · answered by lovely 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋