39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
48.Can you cry under water?
49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ?
50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?
2006-09-29 05:19:16 · 8 answers · asked by baby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I read all four parts... those are soooo funny. Thanks!!!
2006-09-29 11:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by Twynnone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
39. Becauses it's less formal.
40. for fashion.
41. Because the muscles aren't square.
42. No. Here we have ASL, or American Sign Language. It's different in other countries.
43. I agree.
44. His NAME is DONKEY. His SPECIES is MONKEY.
45. No, it's a cat fight.
46. An assassination is planned, conspired.
47. Hopefully people will be extra careful when they see the sign.
48. Yes.
49. Parents check the halloween candy, and only take it from people they know (at least the smart parents do).
50. I say duck.
2006-09-29 05:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
39. Charlie is what they get called when the are kids.
40. Fashion
41.there is some square meat. or buy round bread.
42.no.
43. with the fun sizes there's more in the package to it which is more fun.
44.because his butt is big???
45.
46.Presidential Status
47.so drivers will be extea careful
48.no
49.they check the candy on that day
50. to get your attention
2006-09-29 06:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Bambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
39 - Its easier to say
40 - For ADVERTISING purposes...coz not everyone goes aroud wearing FOOTBALL HELMETS
41 - Its easier to process it and package it as round
42 - YES...its a completely independant language on its own
43 - ???
44 - I duno...a type-o when the games title was published??
45 - hahaa YES
46 - As soona s he has bodyguards or personal protection teams protectiing him during an attempt, then its an assassination
47 - Its to warn people that the car may travel at lower than normal speeds so as not to injure the baby inside
48 - YES
49 - Because it HALLOWEEN, and on halloweenm your supposed to do things u not supposed to normally do
50 - It means that you must LIFT YOUR HEAD UP AND LOOK OUT for incoming objects
2006-09-29 05:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So idle minds will ponder! LOL.LOL.
Have a great Saturday!
2006-09-30 04:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eheh heh heh Good ones
I've always wondered why there's handicap parking at roller-skating rinks.
2006-09-29 05:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Celt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no clue on how to answer any of these questions! But I have LMAO reding them! Thanks!
2006-09-29 05:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless!
2006-09-29 05:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋