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25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?
26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
30.stop looking its not in there
31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

2006-09-29 05:18:41 · 5 answers · asked by baby 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

do bald men use shampoo or hand soap?
if god sneezed who blesses him?

2006-09-29 06:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by p3 2 · 0 1

27. Humidity.

29. It is. If you believe it isn't, you're gullible.

31. Some are.

33. It's not pure white, it's ivory... a combination of white milk/cream/sugar and a small amount of brown vanilla extract.

35. maybe!

36. Yes.

37. For a tool belt.

38. Yes. With the rest of the birds.

2006-09-29 12:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

25 - After being together for about 2 years

26 - YEAH YOU COULD!!! hehe

27 - your bodies CORE is about 98.6 degrees... when its 98 OUTSIDE, then the bodies OUTER layer gets uncomfortable (because its not used to the temperature)

28 - You dont have to pay exorcists... just like you dont really have to pay to go to church

29 - it IS!

30 - YEAH IT IS >>> gul‧li‧ble  Pronunciation[guhl-uh-buhl]
–adjective
easily deceived or cheated.

31 - HUH? where i come from they are

32 - aha, tricky question...but TECHNICALLY SPEAKING...an alarm is the time BEFORE the actual audio signalling...so your watch is actually counting down the time till the deadline..(hence the alarm is ON because its counting down the time) when it stop counting (goes OFF) the bell rings to alert the person

33 - Its died that way so thay people can tell the differenct between chocolate and vanilla

34 - Designed that way

35 - haha most probably

36 - No because society would never allow a agy president (not YET at least)

37 - So that people can attach belts to them (and then attach other things to the belts)

38 - He kept them in a cage and gave them logs to keep them busy

2006-09-29 12:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0 0

OOPS, you went from 25 to 38, but you missed number 29.
Did u look?

2006-09-29 12:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 0 0

still love em!

2006-09-29 12:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0 0

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