14. If u can't drink drive, y do u need a driver's license to buy liquor, y do bars have parkin lots?
15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?
16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume?
17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose
18.what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences
19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF
20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM
21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
22.Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?
24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?
2006-09-29 05:17:45 · 8 answers · asked by baby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is funny. As for # 14 , I don't know where you live, but everywwhere else I go, no one believes me- in New Orleans something very popular is thedrive through Daquiri shop- you drive through, get your bucket of frozen daquiri with an open straw sticking right out of the top and drive off on your merry way! Go figure !
2006-09-29 05:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
16. I don't do that, but it's probably for focus.
17. No, that's dumb.
18. They only put eye color in my state...
19. Because the black box stuff is so heavy that the plane would never get off the ground.
20. Because it's not spoiled. It's sour cream.
21. Bird nests.
22. They just call it "Millionaire" now.
23. think it's 5.
24. Yes.
25. a year.
2006-09-29 12:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
14 - a licence has your AGE on it...so its used to verify underaged drinkers
15 - ???
16 - so u can concentrate on looking for the address and not on the music (and it also makes it easier to hear when someone in the backseat shouts "THERE IT IS!")
17 - No...just like if a pregnant woman sneezed, milk wouldnt come out of their mouths
18 - NONE
19 - Because the material that the black bo is made up of is HEAVY and DURABLE...and if a plane was made of the same material, it wouldnt be able to get airborne
20 - because it can still go off
21 - Because they sleep in NESTS!!
22 - Well some people ALREADY ARE millionaires...
23 - i think 5 or more
24 - theres no such things as vampires
25 - after about 2years of being faithfully together
(that was fun!! hehe)
2006-09-29 12:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
14.so that u dont walk and talk?
15.it shouldnt a doc. should know what he is doing not practising
16.if u dont it hurts ur head to much nosie+thinking could b bad4 u
17.do cows sneeze?
18.they put N/A
19.good question
20.why isnt there?
21.why do we count sheep 2 go 2 sllep?
22.its catchy...
23.haha.. very funny
24.they dont like light
25.never 4 sm ppl
;-)
send me PART 3
;-)
2006-09-29 12:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is a ******** a ******** when you dont blow?
Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
do crematorians give discounts to burn victims?
2006-09-29 13:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by p3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... Interesting!! :)
2006-09-29 12:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love em!
2006-09-29 12:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming.
2006-09-29 12:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by bc.grown 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋