Things that make u go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....part 1?

Question

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors
2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face
3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?
5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin
7.can you teach a new dog old tricks
8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???
9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?

Answer 1

hahahahah hilarious! we get baby oil by squeezing the babies brain juice, hmm so sweet lol ahahha

Answer 2

1. In case of emergencies.
2. They like fresh air, oxygen is in the fresh air and it is not expelled from humans, we use the O2 and expell CO2.
3. Apartments are not ususally designed like a home, they are diivided even though they are linked, therefore they are apart from one another.
4. Auto means self. Autographs are signatures of oneself or a an autograft is a human transplant taken from oneself and used on oneself. It is auto because again it is self.
5. Psychics do not claim to know everything. They get visions and limited information.
6. Lactose intolerance is complication of the digestive system that cannot break down the milk protein completely. This is a joke- lactose tolerance means you can digest milk, in this context as you have written is refers to people in Wisconsin, where they make cheese tolerating or liking cheese business.
7. Yes dogs are trainable at any age. You must be smarter than the dog though!
8. Old dogs can be trained. They slow down like people in their own age. They may require more reinforcement but it is possible.
9. We drive on parkway because it is a road nearby the park. We park on the driveway because is by the way of where we drive, same senario.
10.Shipment is in place of the car. The car has gone therefore we need the ship. If we send it by car and call it a shipment, we must have meant to send it by ship but missed it so now we have to put it in the car and send it.
11. Baby oil is used on babies not derived from babies, we also have engine oil, used for engines but not made by engines.
12. Drivers license is an official form of ID. It is not needed to buy alcohol. Any governemnt approved photo ID is approved. It is just something most legal adults have, it is approved and it is on their possesion.
13.Drawing boards are where things are planned. Before the drawing boards there was cave walls. They used berries and other things to write with. They often wrote with stones etc.

Cute little stories but if anyone really thinks about them instead of being cute, they look ridiculous with just a little thought or intelligence.

Answer 3

1.If they have to go to the restroom they cant leave the doors unlocked.Then people would steal.
2.Dogs have sensitive noses to Bad Breathe
3.It means room or set of rooms formed...**** I dunno?
4.grah means "a record of"..auto (in english lit.)means that it's "written"
5.She perdicts the future.
6.Probably if they moved there
7.Yes
8.Maybe you can if your wise
9.what's a parkway..maybe because it has more room.
10.Anything shiped by sea is called cargo..even animals.
If it's shipped by car..it's called shipment because it's gonna take a long time....?? i tried
11.Johnson&Johnson
12.Because they want you to be old enough to make the right decision.
13.Noodles and glue on contruction paper.

Answer 4

10. Funny, but you can also put cargo in a car or a shipment on a ship.

11. Baby oil is mineral oil for sensitive kin, primarily used ON babies.

Answer 5

Cool, you had a few new ones (or at least ones I hadn't heard of before)... :-)

Answer 6

Amen.zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

Answer 7

Funny stuff!

Answer 8

wowzers

Answer 9

yep,, hmmmmmmm

Answer 10

good questions?