Entertainment & Music - 25 September 2006

Or wait until you can find a private restroom?

2006-09-25 05:52:50 · 15 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 05:52:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars.She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer. The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed“But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed“Oh, she liked it too,answered the husband

2006-09-25 05:51:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

one very famous phrase in one of his many films as this inspector he quoted the words "birdy num num"...do u know who it is?..actors name...character name and name of the series responsible for his existence lol....(clue....series named after unusually coloured animal)

2006-09-25 05:51:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-25 05:51:05 · 12 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

its a tv show on mtv they got divorced does anyone know why???

2006-09-25 05:50:47 · 19 answers · asked by chelsea 2 in Celebrities

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."

2006-09-25 05:50:28 · 23 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Any one find Dane Cook funny? at first when i saw him on the MTV awards show like a year or 2 ago, i thought he was corny, saw his HBO special, and it was great anyone else?

2006-09-25 05:50:24 · 8 answers · asked by devanarestylez 3 in Comics & Animation

♥May I join in?

2006-09-25 05:50:11 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone list the songs that where in the new show Jericho?

2006-09-25 05:50:02 · 2 answers · asked by kickrox80 2 in Television

2006-09-25 05:49:46 · 11 answers · asked by thankgodformaryjane 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-25 05:49:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:D

2006-09-25 05:49:18 · 56 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

A host of a gameshow asks you : there are 3doors... 2a,2b and 2c

behind one of the doors is a FANTASTIC prize...

The other two doors have nothing behind them!

The quizmaster give you a hint that the prize is behind the door 2b...

So..... 2b or not 2b? (THAT is the question)

2006-09-25 05:49:07 · 7 answers · asked by Jazz 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 05:48:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Does anyone have a idea of what I could do today. Make it wild.Cheers.(GIGGLES).

2006-09-25 05:47:59 · 30 answers · asked by scully_22ps 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-25 05:46:59 · 27 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE DO IT IS REALLY GOOD

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2006-09-25 05:46:34 · 6 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

2006-09-25 05:45:13 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 05:45:08 · 11 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

in east london

2006-09-25 05:44:56 · 4 answers · asked by pamanso2000 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-25 05:44:29 · 17 answers · asked by jewel14303 1 in Celebrities

Mine is, I was at the bank and there were about 15 people there, and it was quite, my daughter 6 at the time asked me "why do you and daddy jump on the bed at night?" almost everyone looked at me and I told her "daddy and I are just playing". There was an older man around his 60/70's (behind me in line) who could not stop laughing he said "kids say the darnest things" I said "yes they do I just wish she'd ask them at home".

2006-09-25 05:44:22 · 10 answers · asked by melbow35 2 in Jokes & Riddles

its not there falt there famouse there just doing there job

2006-09-25 05:44:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-25 05:44:14 · 3 answers · asked by suzi_vt 1 in Movies

For those who have used pandora.com how do you erase some of the radio stations you have

2006-09-25 05:43:42 · 2 answers · asked by ReyMysterio'swife 2 in Music

2006-09-25 05:43:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

2006-09-25 05:43:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 05:43:27 · 12 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which number is the next logical number in the following sequence of numbers: 2, 6, 14, 30, ..

2006-09-25 05:42:57 · 19 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys