A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
2006-09-25 05:50:28 · 23 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
check out all my jokes they are great!!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 05:50:50 · update #1
dumb yes, great no
2006-09-25 05:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by I ♥ AUG 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
NOT BAD!!!!!!!! However I think this one is better.
An absoltuely hot blonde sits down at the bar. She was tall and beautifully built in all the right places. The bartender walks over to her and asks her what she would like.
"I would like a Scotch and water." The bartender obliged and she downed the drink in a few minutes.
The bartender asked her if she would like another. "Yes, Please only make it a double." She replied and again she downed the drink in a short period of time.
The bartender asked her if she wanted another. She replied "Yes but no water this time. Straight up." So the bartender fixed her the drink. Much to his surprise he observes her dropping a viagra pill into the drink.
Of Course now he was curious. So he walks over to the blonde and asks "Miss I am sorry. I have seen you drink Scotch and water for almost 20 minutes now. Twice. That would make anyone quite drunk. Now you've asked for a third straight up and you drop a viagra pill in the drink. Can I ask why?"
"Well gee silly" she said "The other two drinks weren't stiff enough."
2006-09-25 12:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by mikeae 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I've heard this one many a time before, I didn't think it was funny then and I don't think it's funny now.
2006-09-25 12:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that one should be worth 2 points to both of us.
2006-09-25 12:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to say it but that was funny although I heard it originally years ago.
2006-09-25 12:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol im blonde and i even got a giggle
2006-09-25 12:56:16 · answer #6 · answered by hannah and hailyn's mommy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao yeah your a trip i have you on my watch list
2006-09-27 01:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 13:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-25 13:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heres a sit u can go to for reference:) http://www.basicjokes.com/blonde.php
2006-09-25 12:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-09-25 18:49:04 · answer #11 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋