Entertainment & Music - 25 September 2006

If so how, do you pop the entire thing in your mouth or what?

2006-09-25 05:21:48 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

My fave at the moment is the aborigine who gets most of his head and face blown off in The Proposition.

2006-09-25 05:21:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-25 05:21:13 · 3 answers · asked by lorna m 2 in Television

it's weird that someone from the US can ask and answer question with people from a differnt country

2006-09-25 05:21:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 05:20:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."

2006-09-25 05:20:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 05:20:36 · 1 answers · asked by Toby K 1 in Music

Is the fighting and all the other antics real on Jerry Springer or is the show all staged and made up. Because why do they always fight on cue?

2006-09-25 05:20:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-25 05:20:01 · 5 answers · asked by xbeautyx122 1 in Music

what is a good way to calm down??????

2006-09-25 05:19:16 · 37 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 05:18:58 · 11 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Music

I remember when asking a question took off 3 points! What about you?

2006-09-25 05:17:15 · 9 answers · asked by Nickname 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 05:16:29 · 12 answers · asked by kman1830 5 in Jokes & Riddles

if you told a lie and it was found out, would you regret that you told that lie in the first place?

2006-09-25 05:15:53 · 5 answers · asked by mei mei 4 in Polls & Surveys

1st one who answers right gets the points!

A man lives on the 15th floor of a tower block.
Each morning he gets the lift to the ground floor and sets off to work.Each evening he returns home,gets the lift but gets out at the 10th floor.He then uses the stairs to walk the remaining 5floors.The lift is not broken and he does not go to another flat! Why does he do this?
hehe x

2006-09-25 05:15:43 · 27 answers · asked by jo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-25 05:15:38 · 2 answers · asked by shellbugger 5 in Movies

2006-09-25 05:15:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-25 05:15:23 · 18 answers · asked by Tina J 1 in Celebrities

I was watching While you were out over the weekend and they were together and said something like, "Ok we can finally come out, we are married!" They seemed like they were serious, but who knows and now I'm curious.

2006-09-25 05:15:00 · 2 answers · asked by me me me 3 in Television

2006-09-25 05:14:57 · 16 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre last night (quite good) and I recognised Jessica Biel. I haven't seen Blade 3 yet, so why is her name and face so familiar? Was she involved in some sort of scandal?

2006-09-25 05:14:06 · 17 answers · asked by babyeddieuk 3 in Celebrities

I'm going to have an Enemy Of The State night.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000226/

2006-09-25 05:13:49 · 35 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-25 05:13:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What should I Do???? I think I am going to my Cabin in the Mountains.

2006-09-25 05:13:08 · 5 answers · asked by Legion 6 in Polls & Surveys

people magazine question

2006-09-25 05:13:02 · 7 answers · asked by ASALJA 1 in Other - Entertainment

I already know his shoe size is 14

2006-09-25 05:12:39 · 4 answers · asked by Red K 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-25 05:12:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wonder

2006-09-25 05:12:16 · 4 answers · asked by david 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Are you certain it happens all the time?

2006-09-25 05:11:44 · 34 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

When it first came out it was at its best, now they are starting to ruin everything and make all kinds of dumb rules. WHY!?!? How many people agree with me?!

2006-09-25 05:11:39 · 15 answers · asked by Nickname 3 in Polls & Surveys