A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.
You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!
2006-09-25 05:45:13 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-25 05:48:35 · update #1
Good one!
2006-09-25 05:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by 021-4-EVER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two thumbs up
2006-09-25 13:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are most "dumb blonde" jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
2006-09-25 14:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. thanx for the laugh.
2006-09-25 12:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha he he
2006-09-25 13:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by MARCUS R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, that is toooooooooooo funny. I will have to tell my husband that one. Thanks for the laugh :O)
2006-09-25 12:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lloll
2006-09-25 12:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2006-09-25 12:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-25 18:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 07:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋