Mine is, I was at the bank and there were about 15 people there, and it was quite, my daughter 6 at the time asked me "why do you and daddy jump on the bed at night?" almost everyone looked at me and I told her "daddy and I are just playing". There was an older man around his 60/70's (behind me in line) who could not stop laughing he said "kids say the darnest things" I said "yes they do I just wish she'd ask them at home".
2006-09-25 05:44:22 · 10 answers · asked by melbow35 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DADDY! What are you doing to my mommy? LMAO!!
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2006-09-25 05:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that is so funny!!! Yeah kids really do say the darnest things. I guess they are two young to get embarrassed. Well, I don't really get embarrassed. But I'll name a situation where I was almost embarrassed. Ever Saturday night me and my 2 best friends Lis and AC go clean the church. And well I kinda like the preacher, lol. I know wrong, right. Well we weren't going to go just yet cause he was at the church and we wanted to go to Cato's and well we just had got back from the movies and I had took the drink from there. So we were riding up the rode and we had to slam on brakes because of a car and the drink spilled all over my pants and it had looked like I had peed in my pants. And Lis and AC where laughing and Lis turned the car around and said we are so going to the church now and I was like what. And they were laughing and when we got the the church I got out of the car and my pants were wet and he came down the steps and he was laughing and Lis and AC kept saying I peed in my pants and I was no I didn't I really didn't, lol. But he was just playing along. I didn't really get embarrassed it was just funny.
2006-09-25 12:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by crazyjen1818 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was 15 my family went to the beach. I had been swimming in the pool for a while and decided to go in. (I was wearing a two piece by the way). as I was near the gate this little kid started spraying me with his water gun! I ran through the gate, but a one in a million chance got me, as I ran through my swim suit bottom got caught on a stray fence wire and I was going so fast it ripped right off!!!!
I couldn't belive it! I ran back over and tried to get it off the fence but it was all hooked in it, and I pulled so hard I just ripped off a little piece of it! I was so freaked out I couldn't think stright, so I just ran to the high rise we were staying in (a long run, especially while only wearing a top!) I ran up the stairs and went to the door... it was LOCKED!! (my XXXXing mom always locking the door!!) There were people coming out of their room down the hall so I ran back down the stairs, by the pool and down the stairs to the ocean.
There I ran stright into the water, and felt like I was going to die. Everyone was staring at me. Only after what seemed like an eternitty did some lady bring me a towl. We still had 3 more days to stay after that, and I never lived it down. It was by FAR, the most terribley immbarising thing in my life. Now I just think it is funny, but I still get mad at that stupid kid!
2006-09-27 02:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I and a stranger entered the elevator on the first floor. We were the only persons on the lift. He let out a silent but deadly and then exited on the second floor. The elevator then stopped at the third floor to let another person on. The stench was still there and very strong. All of a sudden, I realized that the girl who got on on the third floor must have thought that I was the one who farted. I couldn't get of that elevator fast enough!
2006-09-25 13:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most embarrsing thing that happened to me. I lost a considerable amount of weight a few years ago. Over 100 pounds. Of course none of my clothes fit. I had to wear my over sized jeans to a retail store to buy more clothes. As I walked into the fitting room to try on a pair, a little girl behind me said.
"Mommy I can see his London and France." as in I SEE LONDON I SEE FRANCE etc etc etc.
Apparently my jeans had drooped down showing off my underwear. I also laughed hysterically for about an hour about that.
2006-09-25 12:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was over 12 years ago and I was about 10 and me and my friends were out front of their house and we were all busting up laughing and I had to go pee sooo bad. I begged them to stop because I was going to pee my pants. I couldn't hold it anymore and I peed right there in the front yard. What makes it worse is that there was snow on the ground and it started steaming! To make it even worse yet, the cute paperboy rode by on his bike! I would have to say that was MY most embarrassing moment.
2006-09-25 13:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by me me me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my dad and I were in a grocery store and we were in an isle for ethnic foods. He then let out the loudest and stinkest fart... I went away to get something but it was in the same isle so when my dad left the smell was still there... this guy come in to the isle and he looks at me like i did it... he came next to me and said, "What did you eat??" I was soo embarrassed
2006-09-25 12:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by lokalangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of your guy's stuff is really funny, I wish I could share one with you all, but I do not get embarrassed, sorry.
2006-09-25 13:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful!! some person can mistake that comment, and call the Social Services!!
2006-09-25 12:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by alfonso 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
umm.. i can't remember,, but thanks for sharing yours.. pretty funny.
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2006-09-25 12:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋