a man comes from a hard day at work
after a relaxing dinner with his wife, they decide to have an early night. as the man lies in bed, his wife is brushing her teeth in the bathroom
the man calls to his wife, 'my little boopey boo, I’m lonely.'
so the woman comes out of the bathroom and crosses the room the husband. on the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
the husband, with a concerned look on his face says, 'oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?'
the women picks herself up and gets into bed
the two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman gets up to go to the bathroom. on the way she catches her foot on the same bit of carpet and falls flat on her face
the man looks at his wife lying on the floor and snorts, 'clumsy cow, aren’t we?'
2006-09-24
10:31:02
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