a man comes from a hard day at work
after a relaxing dinner with his wife, they decide to have an early night. as the man lies in bed, his wife is brushing her teeth in the bathroom
the man calls to his wife, 'my little boopey boo, I’m lonely.'
so the woman comes out of the bathroom and crosses the room the husband. on the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
the husband, with a concerned look on his face says, 'oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?'
the women picks herself up and gets into bed
the two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman gets up to go to the bathroom. on the way she catches her foot on the same bit of carpet and falls flat on her face
the man looks at his wife lying on the floor and snorts, 'clumsy cow, aren’t we?'
2006-09-24 10:31:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He reminds me of Colonel Sanders - only concerned with legs, breasts and thighs.
2006-09-24 14:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it could be all the way down to puberty, so discipline him as you oftentimes might. yet as with my brother he became moody and form of aggressive, he become a pair of 12 months or 2 older. and that i think of this become all the way down to bullying at college, this bullying befell for a protracted time and he did no longer let us know. there have been situations while he acted himself and he slowly became extra aggressive and moody, I do have faith that this become all the way down to the bullying, and be apologetic approximately that i did no longer see it, till it become too late. And that consistent with probability my brother, could of been a marginally distinctive individual. no longer 'replaced' yet purely much less moody - as no longer 'all boys' are like that. yet i think of perhaps be sure you communicate on your son, ask him if there is something bothering him. perhaps discuss with instructors at college or a number of his acquaintances and ask them how is his doing? He does not could be attentive to which you have have been given performed this, yet you may then locate out if there is something extra that ought to be performed or no longer.
2016-10-17 21:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sonamagun already got what he wanted, hence the terms of endearment flew off the carpet and outta window.
2006-09-24 10:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz he got what he wanted so he didnt have to be nice to her anymore. plus she really should have looked where she was going, but then again, i've fallen over the same stupid dog toy twice in a row too!
2006-09-24 10:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by Joyce K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because she already tripped over that same piece of carpet and you would of thought she would of looked where she was goin the 2nd time lol
2006-09-24 10:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by tinkertaylor2005 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres someoone under the bed tripping her wen she walks by lol
2006-09-24 10:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. I hope I can remember it.
2006-09-24 11:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well that is just about the way it goes
2006-09-24 10:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh dear that was funny ♥
2006-09-24 11:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋