The jokes must be squeaky clean.
2006-09-24 10:29:22 · 7 answers · asked by Granma 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll hang around for awhile.
2006-09-24 14:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are tons of jokes sites out there for kids, and they are clean. See for example those listed here:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=kid+jokes&btnG=Google+Search
Some are funnier when you read them rather than tell them, like this one:
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
2006-09-24 17:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm drowning!
2006-09-24 17:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Merry
Merry who?
Merry Christmas :)
2006-09-24 17:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by bedduu1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Tigger jump into the toilet?
To get Pooh!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
2006-09-24 20:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by THP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
because it ran out of juice.
2006-09-24 17:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Tongareva, cookislander 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There were two muffins in an oven. One of them says, "Is it me or is it hot in here?"
The other one goes, "ARRGHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
2006-09-24 17:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋