Entertainment & Music - 22 September 2006

2006-09-22 19:19:33 · 11 answers · asked by L'Asterix!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 19:19:24 · 6 answers · asked by sir_mads 1 in Movies

2006-09-22 19:19:20 · 13 answers · asked by juhi_saxena18 2 in Movies

Planning a party, need some ideas! See my other questions on this topic, if you like. I REALLY NEED SOME TRUTH OR DARE STUFF! Thank you very much in advance. Actual answers only.

2006-09-22 19:19:09 · 4 answers · asked by Rachel the Atheist 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-22 19:18:46 · 7 answers · asked by L'Asterix!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 19:18:19 · 7 answers · asked by L'Asterix!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

Man was horrified. 'Only twenty years of normal
sex life?' but the Lord was very adamant, that
was all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him
twenty years. 'But I don't need twenty years',
he protested, 'ten is plenty for me.' Man spoke
up eagerly, 'Can I have the other ten?' The
monkey graciously agreed.

Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty
years, and the lion, like the monkey wanted only
ten. Again the man spoke up, 'Can I have the
other ten?' The lion said of course he could.

Then came the donkey and he was given twenty
years-but like the others,ten was sufficient and
again man pleaded, 'Can I have the other ten?'
The donkey said yes he could.

This explains why man has twenty years of normal
sex life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten
years of lion about it, and ten years of making
an *** of himself.

2006-09-22 19:18:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-22 19:17:38 · 9 answers · asked by L'Asterix!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for some movie titles to rent. My favorite kinds of movies are those that are funny, or romantic / touching, or those with interesting plots, but not those that wouldn't require much thinking or figuring out (basically anything light hearted!)

Some of my fave movies to date are:
The Sixth Sense
American Beauty
Serendipity
Love Actually
Memoirs of a Geisha
The Lakehouse
Incredibles
Narnia
Shrek

Thanks!

2006-09-22 19:15:43 · 19 answers · asked by blackinkyellow 1 in Movies

plzzzz site or web page

2006-09-22 19:14:24 · 1 answers · asked by Isaac Newton N. Aranas 1 in Music

Wether it's 'Breakfast At Tiffany's', 'The Breaksaft Club', or simply a 'Breakfast Of Champions', pop-culture knows how important the first meal of the day is. What is the obvious solution to this puzzle.

Can anyone figure it out?

2006-09-22 19:13:59 · 15 answers · asked by Apiffany 1 in Movies

i just gotta noe

2006-09-22 19:13:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-22 19:13:02 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 19:12:48 · 12 answers · asked by ate up 3 in Celebrities

2006-09-22 19:12:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

for qouting a J.T. song, sexy back..

2006-09-22 19:12:22 · 8 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 19:12:17 · 6 answers · asked by rome 1 in Movies

2006-09-22 19:10:22 · 2 answers · asked by princess_uv_marines 1 in Music

okay i'm 14 - theres me and another 14 year old playing in this band. we play 3/4 instruments each, but we want to know if our dream is just a fantasy or if its worth keeping our hopes up.
www.myspace.com/peacefulbloodshed
thanks in advance, all comments appreciated

2006-09-22 19:09:46 · 6 answers · asked by peaceful bloodshed 2 in Music

2006-09-22 19:08:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

its a sunny day, and a priest decides to walk to the pier. he greets a fisherman along the way and the two begin talking. the fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest answers no. so the fisherman says, 'well, give this a go, father.' and what do you know, the priest immediately catches a big one, a huge one in fact
'wow, look at that sonofabitch!' exclaims the fisherman in admiration

priest: 'uh, sir, can you please mind your language?'

fisherman: (a quick thinker, this one) ' I do apologize, father, but that’s what the fish is called: a sonofabitch.'

priest: 'oh, I’m sorry, I’m not normally a seafood eater, I am not aware of the terminology.'

after the trip, the priest takes his prize catch to the bishop

priest: 'look at this big sonofabitch!'

bishop (shocked): 'please, mind your language, we are in church!'

priest: 'no, its alright! that’s what the fish is called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!'

bishop: 'oh. well, I could clean this sonofabitch and have it for dinner.’

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it and takes it to the head mother

Bishop: ‘could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?’

Head mother: ‘goodness, what language!’

Bishop: ‘no, that’s what this fish is called, a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we want you to cook it.’

Head mother: ‘oh okay, I’ll cook the sonofabitch tonight.’

That night the pope stops by for dinner. He thinks the fish is great and asks where they got it

Priest: ‘I caught the sonofabitch’

Bishop: ‘and I cleaned the sonofabitch’

Head mother: ‘and I cooked the sonofabitch’

The pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, pours a whisky, pops a cigar into his mouth, pts his feet up on the table and chuckles, ‘you know, you sonofabitches are alright!’

2006-09-22 19:08:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

all though now days its mostly re-runs

2006-09-22 19:07:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I asked this in polls and surveys. "Who lives with you", meaning do you live on your own or if not who do you live with? What the heck is wrong with asking that? Ok I've had my share of violations for today but this is rediculous! What the hell did I do now?!?

2006-09-22 19:07:04 · 21 answers · asked by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 19:06:06 · 2 answers · asked by Juxeski 2 in Music

is that bad?

2006-09-22 19:05:45 · 4 answers · asked by plum 1 in Music

My 15yr old son just taught my 5yr old daughter to fl*p the b*rd. I wish I were kidding but I'm not. What do I do? I was trying to ingnore it but she just did it to the nieghbor boy!!! Ugghh!!! That boy of mine. Any constructive ideas?

2006-09-22 19:05:01 · 12 answers · asked by Cali Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 19:03:20 · 19 answers · asked by tacohead 2 in Polls & Surveys

p.s. look @ this moon halo
http://www.southernskyphoto.com/moon/images/moon_halo.jpg

2006-09-22 19:01:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw jackass today sept 22. it is so funny i was laughing the whole time

2006-09-22 19:01:56 · 5 answers · asked by DP 2 in Movies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies." He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

2006-09-22 19:01:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles