Man was horrified. 'Only twenty years of normal
sex life?' but the Lord was very adamant, that
was all man could have.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him
twenty years. 'But I don't need twenty years',
he protested, 'ten is plenty for me.' Man spoke
up eagerly, 'Can I have the other ten?' The
monkey graciously agreed.
Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty
years, and the lion, like the monkey wanted only
ten. Again the man spoke up, 'Can I have the
other ten?' The lion said of course he could.
Then came the donkey and he was given twenty
years-but like the others,ten was sufficient and
again man pleaded, 'Can I have the other ten?'
The donkey said yes he could.
This explains why man has twenty years of normal
sex life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten
years of lion about it, and ten years of making
an *** of himself.
2006-09-22 19:18:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's too funny!!!
2006-09-22 19:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hoo boy dat wuz funny.
For some guys the order might be switched around, but those are definitely the four stages. Hardee har har.
2006-09-22 19:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. It's a goodie. LOL.
Have a great evening.
2006-09-23 10:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good no the feeling well
2006-09-22 20:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Monty323 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you tauht me a lesson LOL
2006-09-22 21:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I was not counting when I reached that door.
2006-09-22 22:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny I liked that one
2006-09-22 23:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its Funny.I know this joke.
2006-09-22 22:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by Arun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like
2006-09-22 19:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by Ted747 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats reaalllly funny!
2006-09-22 19:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by another girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋