its a sunny day, and a priest decides to walk to the pier. he greets a fisherman along the way and the two begin talking. the fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest answers no. so the fisherman says, 'well, give this a go, father.' and what do you know, the priest immediately catches a big one, a huge one in fact
'wow, look at that sonofabitch!' exclaims the fisherman in admiration
priest: 'uh, sir, can you please mind your language?'
fisherman: (a quick thinker, this one) ' I do apologize, father, but that’s what the fish is called: a sonofabitch.'
priest: 'oh, I’m sorry, I’m not normally a seafood eater, I am not aware of the terminology.'
after the trip, the priest takes his prize catch to the bishop
priest: 'look at this big sonofabitch!'
bishop (shocked): 'please, mind your language, we are in church!'
priest: 'no, its alright! that’s what the fish is called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!'
bishop: 'oh. well, I could clean this sonofabitch and have it for dinner.’
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it and takes it to the head mother
Bishop: ‘could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?’
Head mother: ‘goodness, what language!’
Bishop: ‘no, that’s what this fish is called, a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we want you to cook it.’
Head mother: ‘oh okay, I’ll cook the sonofabitch tonight.’
That night the pope stops by for dinner. He thinks the fish is great and asks where they got it
Priest: ‘I caught the sonofabitch’
Bishop: ‘and I cleaned the sonofabitch’
Head mother: ‘and I cooked the sonofabitch’
The pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, pours a whisky, pops a cigar into his mouth, pts his feet up on the table and chuckles, ‘you know, you sonofabitches are alright!’
2006-09-22 19:08:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clever joke, had me guessing where it was going for awhile.
I never ate a fish sonofabitch but I did once eat a snake sonofabitch. In the army, we were in the boonies doing survival training and a buddy of mine was hauling some brush over to a hole in the ground to use as camouflage. He didn't see it but kind of tangled in the bush was a copperhead snake trying to get out and once in awhile trying to strike at him but the brush was too thick. I ran over and pushed the brush out of his hand with my shovel. When he turned around and saw the snake he said, "Holy sh*t, that sonofabitch could have killed me." I used my shovel on it and we cooked that sonofabitch over a bed of hickory coals. Tasted kind of like chicken!!!
Now aint that a sonofabitch???
2006-09-22 19:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a great story, best I 've seen in a while. I was walking with Father Tom out to my car. It was dark and we passed a couple of statues. All of a sudden a huge possum jumps out in front of us and hisses. "Holy ****!!" I yell outloud. Father Tom looked at me and said, "That was appropriate!"
2006-09-22 19:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-09-22 19:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You a real funny sonofabitch.
2006-09-22 19:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by DearAbby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That brought a much needed smile to my face. Thankyou
2006-09-22 19:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by auburn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao-great 1
2006-09-22 19:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good 1
2006-09-22 19:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by ????a?? ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL :) Thks for sharing.
2006-09-23 00:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-09-22 21:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by wut ever 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-09-22 19:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋