Entertainment & Music - 20 September 2006

Nothing on earth is more proper than an Avon saleslady trying to make a sale.

There was just such a lady, naturally shy, as well as an Avon saleslady.

She was on the seventy-fifth floor of a high rise building when she had to pass gas worse than she ever had in her life.

Just as she was about to panic an express elevator stopped right beside her.

She was on it like a shot, and as it started down she let it rip.

An awful green cloud permeated that car, and in desperation she reached into her bag and pulled out a can of PINE WOODS MIST, and hosed that car down.

Since it was an express it only stopped every twenty fifth floor.

At the fiftieth floor, the car stopped and the door opened, and a drunk staggered in.

He made his way into the car, sniffed, and said, "Jesus, what's that smell?"

The Avon saleslady held out the can of pine woods mist, and said, "what does it smell like?"

The drunk sniffed again and said, "I swear to God, if I didn't know better, I'd say someone crapped a Christmas tree."

2006-09-20 19:08:50 · 6 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 19:06:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It's from the album "close encounters of any kind"
I'd love to find the CD or mp3.

2006-09-20 19:06:23 · 1 answers · asked by Classy 7 in Music

1. your looks
2. your personality (how u think others see it)
3. your sex appeal

2006-09-20 19:04:54 · 29 answers · asked by libby 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 19:01:56 · 8 answers · asked by martie 1 in Movies

2006-09-20 18:59:54 · 12 answers · asked by ... 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 18:59:22 · 15 answers · asked by yeppers`peppers 6 in Music

ALL TIME!!!!

2006-09-20 18:58:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

2006-09-20 18:56:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We need a world changing band here, like the Beatles or the Who or U2, etc........

2006-09-20 18:56:45 · 17 answers · asked by keepitsafe2think 2 in Music

2006-09-20 18:56:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 18:56:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-20 18:55:30 · 1 answers · asked by REBECCA M 1 in Music

2006-09-20 18:53:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 18:52:45 · 20 answers · asked by mummamiauk 1 in Music

It glows in a clear sky at night...
Backwards it's an animal name...

What am I?

2006-09-20 18:50:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 18:49:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just would like to meet a few.

2006-09-20 18:49:34 · 5 answers · asked by aandrespi 1 in Other - Entertainment

I have trouble with two. (And sometimes one).

2006-09-20 18:49:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 18:48:55 · 3 answers · asked by Steve Harwell 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 18:48:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 18:48:31 · 12 answers · asked by Sixth_Sense 3 in Polls & Surveys

I read in a trade magazine about British tv shows and one was with Adolph Hitler being portrayed as a family man with a wife and kids. It was a sitcom. Was there such a show and how did the viewers react?

2006-09-20 18:48:29 · 4 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Television

went up the hill to fetch what? and its not a pail of water.

2006-09-20 18:48:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a keyboard player and I would like to know the name of Joel's
keyboard used in his 70's gigs.
I have been looking to have that sound, but nothing modern sound
half as good. On YouTube clips you can see it. It's a bulky, rectangular " beast". It souds like 60's electric music, although he used it through the 70's in songs like " Just The Way You Are".

2006-09-20 18:46:32 · 1 answers · asked by HonestJoe 3 in Music

I mean, COME ON!

2006-09-20 18:44:49 · 17 answers · asked by Bright Eyes 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-20 18:44:19 · 10 answers · asked by unicornsecret1995 1 in Celebrities

I am a 22 year old white male. I was an army brat and lived with tons of different people in different places. I am a college graduate and am a juve delinquency counselor. I need some advice though. You see, throughout most of my life, I have always related to and got along with and made friends easier with black people. Its not a conscious thing like I try to make it this way either. I have a sister who is married to a black man and they have 3 kids. She has always said she feels black inside. I kinda feel like I do too in a way. I am not that "white" either(wear jordans, got diamonds in my ears, got a fade haircut). I have always wanted to date black women but never have taken the step. I am not even into white women that much anymore. They just arent that attractive to me- on the inside or outside. I was wondering, is this normal-considering my background, etc. and are there that many black women who would date a white boy? I don't see race i just see people but the world don't

2006-09-20 18:43:50 · 7 answers · asked by Trojan8408 5 in Music

Not being friends is freaking ridiculous.....they need to be friends again and just get along. I mean hello were they even thinking of the fans....Oh and the Nick and Jessica thing...I mean come on.....they need to be together because of the fans....who cares if they dont get along....its not about them....how selfish is that....are they thinking oh we just dont get along so lets just not be together...I mean come on....you can live together its not the end of the world????

2006-09-20 18:42:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I heard that Dan Castellaneta the voice of Homer Simpson had died of a heart attack recently. Is this true?

2006-09-20 18:42:39 · 10 answers · asked by tjinjapan 3 in Television