A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2006-09-20 18:56:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL...thats one of the best dumb blonde jokes that I have heard in a long time......awesome joke !!!
2006-09-20 18:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only blondes in WWE are Beth Phoenix, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly (who could be leaving), and Natalya. Phoenix, K2, and Natalya have all been with the WWE considering approximately 2006. The final blonde divas that I undergo in techniques are Michelle McCool and Maryse. In different words, the WWE isn't "hiring stupid blonde females each and every 12 months." As for the divas' respective races, they have have been given 7 Caucasians, 4 African-individuals, a million Lithuanian, a million British, a million Costa Rican, and a million Fijian. i could say they have have been given a sturdy blend of races.
2016-10-17 09:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I would hire her to be an actress in Hollywood shes got the exact iq for it
2006-09-20 19:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably just throw up my hands and say ( while my wife wasn't looking or listening ), " You wanna go for a spin, honey?"
2006-09-20 19:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-09-20 18:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...even if im a blonde, i have to say that is pretty funny
2006-09-20 19:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH thats great
Dont mind my other comment up there i have two acounts
2006-09-21 04:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,thats funny
2006-09-20 18:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by divisionbell121979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she still alive to talk about it???
2006-09-20 19:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is really old.. try again to get a laugh buddy.
2006-09-20 19:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋