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you know...when the way they move their *** is like very fast. Is that talent or something in their skirt that makes them seem as if they re moving it that fast?

2006-09-20 19:56:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-20 19:56:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

mine is GIA

2006-09-20 19:52:41 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anna, a lovely 25-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Anna decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anna prepares herself for bed and shortly after hears the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anna hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Anna consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but -- aha you guessed it -- Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anna and says, "You mean I was here already?"

2006-09-20 19:52:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I would say : fun, talented and anti-bush lol, and you ?

2006-09-20 19:51:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Please state what country you are in, and why it would be better or worse off if your mother ran it.

2006-09-20 19:50:52 · 23 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

The woman calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B-i-t-c-h."

2006-09-20 19:49:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1-Ribs
2-Meatloaf
3-Bergers
4-Pork Chops
5-Beef
6-Hot Dogs
7-Sausages
8-Brotts
9-Ham
10-Chicken
11-Turkey

2006-09-20 19:47:28 · 16 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 19:46:46 · 21 answers · asked by IslandAngel64 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think to myself this was always bound to happen. Touch wood he recovers fully! But another case like Steve Irwin, Danger is part of the job! What do you guy's think?

2006-09-20 19:46:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

im talkin ALL clothing including shoes, purses, ANYTHING...

2006-09-20 19:46:38 · 9 answers · asked by sarah1212111 1 in Polls & Surveys

Would you mind awfully if i ask you to finish this pretty little rhyme in your own marvellous little way PLEASE , OK here we go a1a2a1234 >Roses are red violets are blue(The rest of this rhyme is upto you)=???????????

2006-09-20 19:46:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

get's 'em...good eventing..everyone..:)

2006-09-20 19:45:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 19:43:44 · 26 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

Bob and Bill worked at a sawmill and were the closest of buddies. One day Bob accidently sawed his hand off and blood gushed everywhere!

Not wanting his friend to die, Bill picked up the hand, put it in a plastic bag and then rushed Bob to the hospital where it was neatly reattached.

The next day, Bob showed up at work ready to work. Bill was amazed and asked Bob why he was so quick to recovery.
Bob looked at Bill with a smile and remarked: "With all this wonderful technology, they were able to sew my hand back on and have me up and running in no time."

To which Bill replied: "Wow, the wonders of modern medicine!"

The next day, Bob accidently sawed his leg off. Again, Bill placed the leg in a plastic bag and then rushed Bob to the hospital; where his leg was neatly re-attached.

The following day, Bob was up and raring to go to work.

Amazed once more, Bill asked how he could have recovered so fast from such a tragic accident.

To which Bob replied:"With all that new technology they have now, they were able to re-attach my leg and having me working in no time"!

"Wow, the wonders of modern medicine!" was all that Bill could say.

Then the following day, Bob was working too close to the saw and the blade came off and severed his head from his neck! Blood shot out of his stump in fountains and Bill raced around frantic trying to save his buddy's life. So he picked up Bob's head and put it in a plastic bag and rushed, with all due haste, to the hospital.

Hours went by as Bill paced around the waiting room awaiting the outcome of this horrific incident when he saw one of the surgeons approach him.

"How is my buddy, Bob? Did he make it? Is he alive?" panic was set in his voice.

The surgeon looked grimly at Bill and shook his head. "We would have been able to save him if some idiot wouldn't have put his head in a plastic bag and smothered him!"

2006-09-20 19:42:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An elderly couple went in together for their annual medical exams.

After examining the man, the doctor then said, "you appear to be in good health.

Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine.

Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The wife replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then asked: "Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims that he is unusually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you have any idea why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "Thats because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December.

2006-09-20 19:41:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 19:41:10 · 4 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do u still find it amusing?

2006-09-20 19:40:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-09-20 19:39:45 · 48 answers · asked by HALEY 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-20 19:39:44 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 19:38:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 19:37:48 · 3 answers · asked by DLDC07 1 in Movies

2006-09-20 19:36:10 · 10 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

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