Entertainment & Music - 20 September 2006

2006-09-20 21:10:25 · 11 answers · asked by seshu 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Someone tell a joke... I'll start
So a man walks into a bar, he sees a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He motions the bartender to come over...
"Hey, buddy. What's the deal with that monkey?"
The bartender replies, "Ahhh, you don't wanna know."
The patron takes his advice and drinks down a vodka tonic.
As he orders a couple more drinks, he gets to thinking that he really would like to know about the monkey.
"Hey, buddy. Really now. What's up with the monkey?"
The bartender replies, "You really wanna know?"
The guy thinks a bit and says, "Yeah, I do."
The bartender reaches back and opens up the cage. He then grabs a baseball bat from under the bar and - WHACK - he hits the monkey over the head. The monkey immediately unzips the bartenders pants and starts giving him head.
"Wow!" the man says, amazed.
"Yeah, pretty cool, eh?" says the bartender. "You wanna give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man. "But don't hit me so hard. I bruise pretty easily."

2006-09-20 21:09:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

west london events

2006-09-20 21:08:49 · 2 answers · asked by debraanneclarke 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-20 21:08:48 · 9 answers · asked by abb-eh 1 in Music

1:06 am

2006-09-20 21:08:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 21:07:45 · 20 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

who would be the fastest too?

2006-09-20 21:07:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Please tell me if this video is trying to promote abortion, or critisize it. I can't figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTl9Bc5GguE

Thanks

2006-09-20 21:06:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

His most popular musical album is "Tubular Bells". Other his musical albums are "Amarok", "Tres Lunas", "Incantations", "Earth moving" and etc.

2006-09-20 21:05:49 · 3 answers · asked by maxsteciuk 1 in Music

if you are the fan of emraan hashmi then http://drspill.com/forum is for you they have an section fan site in which the star is emraan hashmi an all

2006-09-20 21:04:07 · 20 answers · asked by mohsin a 1 in Movies

2006-09-20 21:03:54 · 5 answers · asked by dempsey 1 in Music

I want to send him a card - Would it be best to send it to TopGear or the Hospital do you think?

If so what are the addresses I need?

2006-09-20 21:03:53 · 12 answers · asked by crafty1980 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-20 21:02:39 · 13 answers · asked by razzledazzle 2 in Movies

i love their new song. i danced to it this morning, much to the disgust of my teenage daughter.

2006-09-20 21:00:31 · 4 answers · asked by dossin 2 in Music

2006-09-20 20:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i belive there was a character called con in it

2006-09-20 20:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by dempsey 1 in Television

i want to participate in the tvs sa re ga ma pa programe in zee tv.so i want to know when its audition will start in mumbai and delhi

2006-09-20 20:57:50 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Any song at all where hand claps keep the beat or are prominently featured, excluding children's songs.

2006-09-20 20:57:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I own the physical disc of a dvd, i went out and bought it, and i plan on buying an MP4 player, or a video player like the archos av 500, my one problem is, how do i convert dvds to either MPEG, AVI, or MP4 formats? and how long will it take for a 1.3 hour video? what files do i need, what ones are free, and what ones are awesome?

2006-09-20 20:54:20 · 4 answers · asked by Bob7k 3 in Movies

i was just wondering because i'm going to see them next month and wanted to know what they're like live

2006-09-20 20:53:09 · 4 answers · asked by bri 87 2 in Music

2006-09-20 20:52:32 · 15 answers · asked by dkelli 3 in Horoscopes

for me it's a tossup between the talented mr. ripley, the brown bunny and one night in paris

2006-09-20 20:51:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If you could have any job you wanted in any company what position would you choose?

2006-09-20 20:50:03 · 13 answers · asked by Cali Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 20:48:55 · 14 answers · asked by Jelly 2 in Other - Entertainment

What's in my future as of the next 3 months?

2006-09-20 20:48:48 · 24 answers · asked by Hi T 2 in Horoscopes

2006-09-20 20:47:13 · 13 answers · asked by DK 1 in Jokes & Riddles

...T is for Tooky, that's good enough for me...

2006-09-20 20:46:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 20:45:47 · 8 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Jokes & Riddles

prove it.

ten points for the "gold metal"

2006-09-20 20:45:07 · 12 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 20:43:52 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys