2006-09-20 20:45:47 · 8 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and you shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to you to bring a smile on your face.
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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps you in making you laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-21 05:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 11⤋
I like jokes that are quick and straight to the point. I got a good and clean one. Here we go. Stop me if you've heard it :o)
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
2006-09-21 03:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by ღ♥Meriam♥ღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For You only, here is one lawyer joke:
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."
"What catch?" the man asked.
The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?"
"I'd love a million dollars," replied the man.
POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the man.
"What is your third and final wish?"
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"
2006-09-21 03:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is 50 lawyers on the bottom of Massachusetts Bay?
A good start.
2006-09-21 03:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
2006-09-21 03:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is the dfference between a lawyer and a hooker?a lawyer screws only one person at a time.
2006-09-21 03:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by ambika v 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are lawyers liked? ASked the little girl to her mother.
My friend tends to think not after one messed his divorce up.
2006-09-21 03:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by Hi T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When he is buried, the epitaphs says,
" HERE HE LIES STILL"
2006-09-21 05:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by seshu 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋