prove it.
ten points for the "gold metal"
2006-09-20 20:45:07 · 12 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
spelling error, meant medal
2006-09-20 20:50:03 · update #1
that depends on what kind of jokes...if on mama jokes i'd get a gold medal and a ferrari
-your mama so fat that in school she sat next to everybody,
-your mama so fat that she comes from both sides of the family,
-your mama so dumb that when she went to see a movie and it was 'under 17 not allowed' she went back home and got 16 of her friends,
-your mama so dumb that she thought a quarterback was a refund,
-your mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped both her parents...
2006-09-20 21:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's medal, not metal.
And yes. Do I win now?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit by a car because it was emo.
2006-09-20 20:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by shadowofthedoubt92 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hi funny, My answer to your question is a big NO.
Find this one and give your opinion, by way of 10 points, OK?
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."
2006-09-20 20:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-09-20 21:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by yahooyou2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if they have "gold metal" for jokes losers. only in this case i would win!!!!!
very nice question by the way..
2006-09-20 20:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by a.m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think i know , is the gold medal , not metal lah ! Am i right , if yes , YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, am i a joker , no i don think so, what an answer 4 myself. I am a selflover , whatever.........................................................................
2006-09-20 21:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by Yeong w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could if i win..i break the tradition and the first winner for that title..
2006-09-20 20:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by JackScenes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if only, between you and me there is another.
2006-09-20 22:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by seshu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah i am definitely
2006-09-20 20:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Dimiz♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
2006-09-20 20:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋