An elderly couple went in together for their annual medical exams.
After examining the man, the doctor then said, "you appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The wife replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims that he is unusually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you have any idea why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "Thats because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December.
2006-09-20 19:41:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, thanks for sharing.
2006-09-20 20:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. Reminded me of this one: A married couple weren't getting along too well, so agreed to go to a marriage counselor. At his office the councellor informed them that he would like to interview them seperately to allow each of them to be able to speak more freely. He called the wife in first and aked her what her grievance was. "Before we go any farther," she began, "I want you to know that I love my husband dearly, always have and always will. It's just that he has a couple of quirks that are driving me crazy and I can't stand it anymore." What does he do that upsets you so much?" asked the councellor. "His nose." she said. "If he's not blowing it, he's wiping it or washing it. He's obsessed with it all the time. He goes through a box of kleenex and must wash his face ten times every day." "You said he had a couple of quirks, what's the other?" asked the councellor. "Well, it's when we're making love." she said blushing. "He never lets me be on top and I realy like that sometimes." The councellor closed his notebook, thanked her for candor, then asked her to wait in the reception room and send her husband in. The first question the marriage councellor asked the husband was if he had any complaints against his wife. "No, none!" he said, "and I don't know what's bothering her." The concellor tells him of his wife complaining about his fussing with his nose and not allowing her to be on top during intercourse, then asks "Why is that?'" The husband replied, "When I was growing up I idolized my father. I always listened to his advice. One piece of advice he told me that always sticks in my mind is: "To get ahead in this world Son, make sure you always keep your nose clean, and whatever you do don't f*ck UP!!"
2006-09-20 21:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! So humorous! on no account heard that one formerly. After examining I pictured all of this occurring, style of like i grew to become into outdoors finding in via a window. previous persons are so humorous...(wait, i'm a million/2 their age, oh properly i assume I actual have some years). * 4 u gram
2016-10-01 05:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a doctor visit straight out of my life.
2006-09-20 19:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by biggsbabygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, he might b getting prepared for sex from aust to september, wrong season=chilly sex
2006-09-20 21:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yep. LOL.
Have a really good evening.
2006-09-22 11:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋