My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
The woman calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B-i-t-c-h."
2006-09-20 19:49:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I love this joke! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-22 11:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-20 20:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by Janey A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great keep them coming and the funny thing is I can actualy picture the guy who said it.
2006-09-20 20:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Blue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...cute.
2006-09-20 19:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't say I that I have. But it was a funny punchline.
2006-09-20 20:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by HoneySweet Minister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I have not met such flight attendents.......and If you think this as a joke........hahahaha
2006-09-20 19:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good for her lol ^_^
thanks a lot and keep it coming
2006-09-20 20:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not gr8 but i was CAS.........
2006-09-20 20:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-20 20:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋