At 85 years of age, Wally married Anna, a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Anna decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anna prepares herself for bed and shortly after hears the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anna hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".
Somewhat surprised, Anna consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but -- aha you guessed it -- Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anna and says, "You mean I was here already?"
2006-09-20 19:52:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that was awsome at least he could get it up that many times I wonder if he took viagra everytime before he went to see her lol. See what happens when you get old you don't even remember having sex you wait and wait to get it and when you do you don't remember it ha ha.
2006-09-20 20:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Blue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha poor Wally, no i wasn't visiting their home LOL
2006-09-21 04:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! the advantages and disadvantages of marring an elder way below your age....
2006-09-21 05:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad
2006-09-21 03:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by jchren 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one! LOL.
2006-09-22 18:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny. nice comback for you pistola
^_^ thanks for the laugh. keep it up
and for BB he forgets that he's been there
2006-09-21 03:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! One of its kind!
I'm ROFLMAO!
2006-09-21 03:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......... funny one...........how could she not identify her real husband in the first two attempts...is intriguing one.
2006-09-21 02:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome. :)
2006-09-21 10:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by runninggirl23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋