Bob and Bill worked at a sawmill and were the closest of buddies. One day Bob accidently sawed his hand off and blood gushed everywhere!
Not wanting his friend to die, Bill picked up the hand, put it in a plastic bag and then rushed Bob to the hospital where it was neatly reattached.
The next day, Bob showed up at work ready to work. Bill was amazed and asked Bob why he was so quick to recovery.
Bob looked at Bill with a smile and remarked: "With all this wonderful technology, they were able to sew my hand back on and have me up and running in no time."
To which Bill replied: "Wow, the wonders of modern medicine!"
The next day, Bob accidently sawed his leg off. Again, Bill placed the leg in a plastic bag and then rushed Bob to the hospital; where his leg was neatly re-attached.
The following day, Bob was up and raring to go to work.
Amazed once more, Bill asked how he could have recovered so fast from such a tragic accident.
To which Bob replied:"With all that new technology they have now, they were able to re-attach my leg and having me working in no time"!
"Wow, the wonders of modern medicine!" was all that Bill could say.
Then the following day, Bob was working too close to the saw and the blade came off and severed his head from his neck! Blood shot out of his stump in fountains and Bill raced around frantic trying to save his buddy's life. So he picked up Bob's head and put it in a plastic bag and rushed, with all due haste, to the hospital.
Hours went by as Bill paced around the waiting room awaiting the outcome of this horrific incident when he saw one of the surgeons approach him.
"How is my buddy, Bob? Did he make it? Is he alive?" panic was set in his voice.
The surgeon looked grimly at Bill and shook his head. "We would have been able to save him if some idiot wouldn't have put his head in a plastic bag and smothered him!"
2006-09-20 19:42:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funy thanks for the two!
2006-09-20 20:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by kidu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-09-21 02:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! My Goodness! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-22 18:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob lost air in the bag and died!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA Ha Ha Ha ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-21 03:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by arenuianderson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, nice story.....thanks for that joke
2006-09-21 03:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha!
i really need a break.........
methinks that this section is killing me slowly........
i'm laughing till I cough................!
2006-09-21 03:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend is
friend...
A good trend...!
2006-09-21 11:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by otteri selvakumar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thanks.
2006-09-21 03:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that
2006-09-21 02:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋