Nothing on earth is more proper than an Avon saleslady trying to make a sale.
There was just such a lady, naturally shy, as well as an Avon saleslady.
She was on the seventy-fifth floor of a high rise building when she had to pass gas worse than she ever had in her life.
Just as she was about to panic an express elevator stopped right beside her.
She was on it like a shot, and as it started down she let it rip.
An awful green cloud permeated that car, and in desperation she reached into her bag and pulled out a can of PINE WOODS MIST, and hosed that car down.
Since it was an express it only stopped every twenty fifth floor.
At the fiftieth floor, the car stopped and the door opened, and a drunk staggered in.
He made his way into the car, sniffed, and said, "Jesus, what's that smell?"
The Avon saleslady held out the can of pine woods mist, and said, "what does it smell like?"
The drunk sniffed again and said, "I swear to God, if I didn't know better, I'd say someone crapped a Christmas tree."
2006-09-20 19:08:50 · 6 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! hihi...im getting a copy...a 10..thx.! cheers^^
2006-09-20 19:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. LMAO. As always, the good gets on getting better
2006-09-21 13:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK cant stop laughing, its like being tickled by my dad when I was 5....stop it!
2006-09-21 17:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P.U. that joke was a stinker.
2006-09-20 19:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. He wasn't wrong by far! LOL.
2006-09-22 12:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha..............ha..........hee...........hee...
2006-09-20 19:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋