Entertainment & Music - 18 September 2006

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems;
my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."


9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where
it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions
about their company for as long as necessary.


8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
you
been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause
as she tries to figure out where the h-l she could know you from.


7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends
Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any
friends ....would you be my friend?"


6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.


5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they
could bring you a case of beer and some chips.


4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your
credit card number to a complete stranger.


3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they
will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When
the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number,
you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?"
The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Say
good bye - and Hang up.


2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

1. And first and foremost: Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you
want to write EVERY WORD down

2006-09-18 22:41:07 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

a thing that makes everyone laugh

2006-09-18 22:39:01 · 31 answers · asked by princess 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-18 22:37:58 · 15 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

I weined my calves today... can you hear them calling out for their mums?

And is "mooo" the most annoying sound in the world?

2006-09-18 22:35:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont have cable tv anymore nor do i get good reception w/ an attenna. after the season premieres can i dload my favorite shows???

2006-09-18 22:34:46 · 3 answers · asked by princessstephanie_69 2 in Television

Deliverance reference?!

2006-09-18 22:33:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 22:33:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Could you explain how to play some good games for a baby shower .Or may be some good pointers for decorations.Or something that would even be a good ice breaker .(somthing where every body in the room gets aquainted with everybody else in the room )since they all do not know each other.

2006-09-18 22:32:51 · 4 answers · asked by boodababy 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-18 22:28:54 · 23 answers · asked by Raju.K.M 5 in Other - Entertainment

Would you rather be a model, actor or musician??
please choose only from the three. Thanks

2006-09-18 22:26:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sorry no hints this really isnt that har

2006-09-18 22:24:21 · 8 answers · asked by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6 in Television

2006-09-18 22:23:23 · 10 answers · asked by Mr.kissyourasscrack 1 in Movies

i dont wanna use a electronic tuner i want to do it manually...
and tuning the guitar will it change the sound on a amp?? cuz i want mine to sound like a heavy metal guitar all distorted and stuff. cuz mine currently sounds kinda like acoustic/electric or is it the amp that controls this?

2006-09-18 22:22:20 · 5 answers · asked by xX_fEaR_thE_rEaPeR_Xx 2 in Music

2006-09-18 22:21:30 · 8 answers · asked by missytrist 1 in Other - Entertainment

I didn't make up these so don't give me the credit. I wish I did cause they're hilarious. The more offensive, the better.

Why did so many blacks get killed in Vietnam?
Because every time the sergeant said "GET DOWN" they all stood up and started dancing.


Jesus walks into a Holiday Inn. He places three nails and a hammer on the desk. Jesus asks
"could you put me up for the night?"


What’s the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting...


What is white and falls from the sky?
the cuming of the lord.


What do you call a black priest?
HOLY SH1T!!!!!!!



Q: What's that useless piece of skin around a vagina called?
A: A woman!


What do blondes and noodles have in common?
They wiggle when you eat them!


Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman

There was a blonde on her way to the airport
when she saw a sign that said "Airport left" ........
So she turned around and went home.

2006-09-18 22:21:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-18 22:21:17 · 4 answers · asked by clacroix00132 2 in Television

2006-09-18 22:21:16 · 7 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 22:20:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

when they were using a record player .What was one of the last 45 records you listen to . Or purched be foe you Purched your frist cd,

2006-09-18 22:18:38 · 11 answers · asked by boodababy 2 in Music

Who was ur fave charictor from buffy the vampire slayer and why?

2006-09-18 22:18:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Ah the 80s, those baggy pants, loose jumpers and wierd hair styles...IT WAS JUST WRONG...
But I think that 70s n 60s were kinda cool in their own way...

2006-09-18 22:18:27 · 17 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Celebrities

Umm. it happens to everyone, I had a dream that Michael Jackson turns back to black skin again

2006-09-18 22:17:50 · 32 answers · asked by Gisela Esther M 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-18 22:17:38 · 6 answers · asked by Mello Kello 2 in Other - Entertainment

i was Tinkerbell last year...

2006-09-18 22:13:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 22:12:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

can you get pregnant from holding hands if you got semen on your hands and touch your female area

2006-09-18 22:10:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I heard that I could damage my guitar if I tried this. Is it true?

2006-09-18 22:10:13 · 9 answers · asked by jameshaynes1982 1 in Music

to get back here, with tunes n a fat bob. bye

2006-09-18 22:10:08 · 5 answers · asked by ssssiggghhhhhh 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-18 22:09:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 22:09:45 · 16 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys