10 Ways To Annoy Telemarketers !!!!?

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10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems;
my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."


9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where
it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions
about their company for as long as necessary.


8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
you
been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause
as she tries to figure out where the h-l she could know you from.


7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends
Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any
friends ....would you be my friend?"


6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.


5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they
could bring you a case of beer and some chips.


4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your
credit card number to a complete stranger.


3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they
will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When
the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number,
you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?"
The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Say
good bye - and Hang up.


2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

1. And first and foremost: Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you
want to write EVERY WORD down

Answer 1

Sitting by my phone waiting for it to ring with this list in my hand.
Come on phone ring ring RING - Darn It Just Ring

Enjoyed it. Well Done

Answer 2

a million. Scream .. Loudly. 2. communicate In A terrible accessory 3. Say no longer something .. yet Hum A Heavy steel music. 4. " i'm at present Get Laid , call back Later ' 5. Say Chuck Norris data. 6. Do Math ... Outloud. 7. Say Huh After each and every be conscious they say. 8. Cuss Them Out In German. 9. Say Your A Mass Serial Killer and to no longer Piss You Off simply by fact Your working Out Of places to disguise bodies. 10. If All Fails..purely bypass with. ******* call right here one extra Time i will ******* Kill You And Your canines !

Answer 3

I have changed my recorder to a "joke" message and then at the end. I realize that was 90 seconds long and worth every moment to keep you on the line to waste your money and time. If your our family or friend leave a message or call us on the number that we can be reached. Every sale. computer or bill collect or any one else will be waiting for that call back, you will receive it on the twelfth of never.

Answer 4

One of my favourites

Tell them that you are extremly interested in what they have to say but they have phoned at a bad time. Ask for a return phone number (which they never give out) and then say would it be alright if you phoned them on Sunday at dinner time as you would really love to stuff their weekend up and ruin their dinner as you are sick of them doing that to you

Answer 5

I will print this out, tape it by the phone and look forward to the next telemarketing call ;0)...thanks!

Answer 6

Lmao

Answer 7

101 and one ways to get kicked out of walmart is fun it used to be a trend on the forum i used to go to

Answer 8

Thats so funny iam printing it out so that I can try it out on them well done ( I like get your own back)

Answer 9

And to add to your list.......if they are trying to sell you something, tell them that you are a sales person as well and try to sell them your product, you will get many laughs out of their responses, their managers responses and all who they refer your sales pitch to!! It is great!

Answer 10

these are really gd ways to deal with telemarketeers who won't give up...