Entertainment & Music - 16 September 2006

2006-09-16 05:13:35 · 8 answers · asked by abhinav b 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-16 05:13:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't usually make mixed drinks and am know to drink just right from the fifth

2006-09-16 05:12:46 · 22 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major,
but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally,
the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow,
you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

2006-09-16 05:12:42 · 14 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-16 05:11:28 · 2 answers · asked by The Girl 1 in Music

(or your mom, aunt, grandma.....any older female that you are related to)

my mother in law sold her house so she can live in her car!!
(it was not a money thing, she just prefered living in her car...we offered to pay her rent in a house & she wanted to live in her car)

and then she burried her dog beside her husband!!

she food poisoned me once too...was in the hospital for 3 days!!!

2006-09-16 05:11:16 · 10 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Are you stuck in a deadend job?
Frustrated and dissatisfied?
Are you on the edge of suicide?
Terrorist bombers on the left,
Fascist plots on the right.
Mass destruction and homicide,
Are you horrified and terrified?
Such a shame.

2006-09-16 05:11:10 · 14 answers · asked by Rox 4 in Music

Is it true that the producers or who ever is in charge, is getting rid of the origanal cast of Harry Potter and getting new people in a few years time ?!?

2006-09-16 05:10:39 · 15 answers · asked by XxXGold-diggerXxX 1 in Movies

2006-09-16 05:10:09 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 05:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by shookyloo® 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 05:09:31 · 24 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Right now, for me, it's this song I just played on the piano.

2006-09-16 05:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by banana_splitt00 3 in Music

2006-09-16 05:08:31 · 13 answers · asked by singer2be183 1 in Celebrities

Oh Happy Days!!!

2006-09-16 05:07:24 · 33 answers · asked by pebs 4 in Television

A) In detention
B) Suspended
C) Suspended from the bus
D) Expelled

2006-09-16 05:07:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I sat an appointment for today and haven't worked a weekend day in years, I am kinda scared if you work Weekends how do you do it?

2006-09-16 05:07:09 · 16 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 05:06:56 · 14 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 05:06:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

If so what are they ??

2006-09-16 05:06:00 · 6 answers · asked by XxXGold-diggerXxX 1 in Other - Entertainment

the song in the opening of the show at the very beginning

2006-09-16 05:05:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-16 05:05:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im desparate for this song...its called beautiful
and there are not a lot of words, because phrases repeat there.
the lyrics are

"you are beautiful..
you are beautiful tonight..."

2006-09-16 05:05:36 · 8 answers · asked by in i 1 in Music

i hear those dings and boings and stuff in many cheer mixes and i've searched high and low but i never found a site where i can download sound cheerleading sound effects.. where can i find them? thanks ..

2006-09-16 05:05:29 · 2 answers · asked by coLd frOsT 2 in Music

Closer to the sun,
Never to be found,
And I for one...
Hope I never come down

2006-09-16 05:05:17 · 9 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Music

ok..i posted this question a few minutes ago:
My mother in law buried her dog in a baby coffin in the burial plot beside her husband...is this weird?
i thought it was an amazing waste of money.
would you do something like this?

i didn't add that it is the family's cemetery.....and it is almost out of plots.
it goes back 6 generations.

the dog is burried closer to him than his brothers & sisters & parents & children

so...is it weird now???

2006-09-16 05:03:47 · 14 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 05:03:38 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm kinda tired of smileys :-) being right handed centric. I'm ready for a change. Let's change them to this for lefties...

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You get the picture...

2006-09-16 05:01:55 · 25 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Polls & Surveys

I really need an unusual costume idea this year. I'm going to an adult costumer party... no kids.

I was thinking of going as a tampon... but i'm afraid if I get pulled over by the cops on the way to the party, i'd have a hard time explaining....

2006-09-16 05:01:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so....did you like it? what did you do there?

2006-09-16 05:01:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 05:00:42 · 9 answers · asked by Ajay R 1 in Music