An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major,
but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally,
the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow,
you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2006-09-16 05:12:42 · 14 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You had good intensions
2006-09-16 05:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by JML 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sooooooo undesirable! this one consistently makes me giggle: the seven dwarfs were all sitting in a bathtub feeling chuffed, so chuffed were given up and left! or what do you do if a chook poops on your windscreen? dont take her out again! or a magic tractor develop into employing down the line and grew to develop into right into a container! HAHAHA
2016-11-27 02:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the army leave that Fuc*** alone he is above the top Sgt and tells generals what to do
2006-09-16 05:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Cherokee indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb butt females really need to learn military time and jargen then she wouldnt have been another notch on his belt
2006-09-16 06:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by tast46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its kinda old but still enjoyable ♥
2006-09-16 06:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before not that funny
2006-09-16 05:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cool
2006-09-16 05:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-09-16 05:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
but
not
great
2006-09-16 05:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-09-16 05:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by JJ Car 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋