Put on your glasses. Double-check that your partner is actually in the bed with you.
Set timer for ten minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood. Turn all the lights OFF!
Make sure 911 is on the speed dial before beginning.
Write partner's name on your hand, in case you can't remember.
Keep the Polygrip close by, so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
Have your Tylenol ready, so if you actually complete the act.
Make all the noise you want. Your neighbors are also deaf, anyway.
If you accomplish it, call everyone with the good news!
Don't even think about trying it twice !!
2006-09-16
05:27:35
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