Put on your glasses. Double-check that your partner is actually in the bed with you.
Set timer for ten minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood. Turn all the lights OFF!
Make sure 911 is on the speed dial before beginning.
Write partner's name on your hand, in case you can't remember.
Keep the Polygrip close by, so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
Have your Tylenol ready, so if you actually complete the act.
Make all the noise you want. Your neighbors are also deaf, anyway.
If you accomplish it, call everyone with the good news!
Don't even think about trying it twice !!
2006-09-16 05:27:35 · 17 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha fantastic, many answerers are seems to be lost their humor sense
2006-09-16 07:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Youngsters Guide To Sex
Throw your clothes on the floor someone else can pick them up
Have anyone in bed beside you
Forget about the time you've nothing better to do
Leave the lights on,you think you are body beautiful
Turn mobile off in case your other birds phone you
Check music is loaded
Make as much noise as you want,you don't care about the neighbours
When accomplished tell all your mates,it's another notch on your belt.!!
2006-09-16 06:51:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the 93 year old guy who went to see the doctor'
"What can I do for you Sir?" Asked the doctor kindly.
"Well son, it's like this. I'm 93 years old and I'm getting married next week to a 23 year old beauty queen. I want you to give me some advice as I want to make sure she's completely satisfied. What do you suggest?" Said the old man.
"Well if I were you." Smiled the doctor knowingly. "I'd take in a lodger."
The old man nodded and left.
Three months later he called again.
"Hello doctor." He said. "I'm 94 now and I want to thank you for the advice you gave me."
"That's great." Said the Doc. "And how's your wife?"
"Oh, she's pregnant now." Said the old man happily.
The doctor patted the side of his nose and winked. "And how about the lodger?" He asked.
"Oh yes." Replied the old man "She's pregnant too!"
2006-09-16 05:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I have to point out that youre weird? This isnt a joke or a question. Its just a gross out.
2006-09-16 19:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll remember this. wish i had it with my last b/f, the timer that is because i fell asleep for the whole 10 minutes.
2006-09-16 05:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Won't that senior have fun and in the end he will be paralyzed forever
2006-09-16 05:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, but, how can they read their hand, if the light was turned off?
2006-09-16 05:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humm that dont apply to all senior my grandma dont even get any anymore from her hubby
2006-09-16 05:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by tast46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've distroyed my libido
forever
2006-09-16 05:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by Rabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty grosss.
2006-09-16 05:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by CIA Biatch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋