(or your mom, aunt, grandma.....any older female that you are related to)
my mother in law sold her house so she can live in her car!!
(it was not a money thing, she just prefered living in her car...we offered to pay her rent in a house & she wanted to live in her car)
and then she burried her dog beside her husband!!
she food poisoned me once too...was in the hospital for 3 days!!!
2006-09-16 05:11:16 · 10 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh my! You have got a good one, don't ya?
Here's a story for you!
During my husband's kidney transplant hospital stay, my mother said she had a hard time sleeping in her hotel room, because a little boy sat at the foot of the bed and played marbles all night. When she couldn't get him to go away, she carried on conversations with him...3 other people slept in there with her. No one else saw the little boy.
The next day, at the hospital, getting off the elevator she got excited, saying the wooden Jesus talked to her. When she couldn't get him to talk to her again, she tried talking to it. She brought everyone she could to it to try to prove it.
When the transplant was officially completed, her sister, the live donor, was resting in her room. My M-I-L went in and started yelling at her sister about how miserable she had slept the night before. His aunt, groggy and confused from the surgery, had no idea what she was talking about and started crying. I was pretty ticked off myself, and banned her from seeing my husband during his recovery, he was in I.C.U. Oh, and she TOLD me, it was Ok for me to see him first. Arrrr...
So, she took a taxi to the hotel, grabbed all of her suitcases and wheeled them around the hospital like a homeless woman. My F-I-L kept calling to try to get her on a train home, but she kept trying to talk to the wooden Jesus.
We put her in our apartment with us, and she just sat there. At one point she started a fist fight with her other sister. All she kept saying was 'what about me?" What about her? Her sister just gave her oldest son a new life, and she wants everything to be about her?
The next day, it was like nothing happened. Grr....mother in laws!
2006-09-16 05:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was years ago, but my mother in law bought a copy of the Who's rock opera "Tommy." I thought that was a little strange to begin with, but she pestered my wife and I for about 3 weeks, wanting us to interpret the lyrics for her.
2006-09-16 12:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opened a massage parlor for discerning clientele
2006-09-16 12:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've killed all my relatives so, nothing really.
But I've given you many best answers as you keep changing the avatar and I think it's different people. Nasty! stopstopstop
2006-09-16 20:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by I am NOT George Bush 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mom sure is a different bag of cookies ain`t she?!?!
2006-09-16 12:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by E.B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce does not exist in my country......
2006-09-16 12:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Capricious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have me beat
2006-09-16 12:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. You win.
2006-09-16 12:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tossed my salad
2006-09-16 12:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not married...
2006-09-16 12:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋