Entertainment & Music - 14 September 2006

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin is reported to have been killed by the barb of a stingray.

His manager confirms that there is a film of the death. But he also says that the film will not be shown, and that he intends to destroy that film.

There will therefore be no proof that we have seen that the crocodile hunter is dead.

Did he really die? If he did, why wont they show us the film?

Did the Government step in when he became too popular, and arrange his disappearance under the cover story of the stingray? Where is the stingray?

Who can see this stinks of a cover up?

2006-09-14 12:15:28 · 29 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Celebrities

2006-09-14 12:15:22 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-14 12:14:40 · 4 answers · asked by I smile because of them ♥ 5 in Television

A man is walking down the street when he sees a boy being pulled in a red wagon by a beatiful labrador. The man, noticing that the dog's leash is wrapped around his testicles instead of being hooked to his collar, says, "That sure is a beautiful dog you have there. What are you doing?" The boy replies, "I'm playing fireman and this is my firetruck." "I see," says the man. "But don't you think your firetruck would go faster if the leash was tied to your dog's collar?" "I'm sure it would." was the boy's reply. "But then I wouldn't have a siren!"

2006-09-14 12:13:27 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

wot the differents between , a wise man and a fool.

if any one get this right you will get the ten points ,
i will post the answer in one hour , on this ,, good luck ,,,

2006-09-14 12:13:17 · 25 answers · asked by BRAVEHEART 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-14 12:12:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-14 12:11:41 · 6 answers · asked by K G 2 in Music

Dark Wind Woods....

Rated Highest Haunted Trail in All of Ohio last year by the Massillon Washington High School Newspaper, The Independent, and The Repository. Out beating: 7 Floors of Hell, Trail of Terror and The Haunted School House.

$10 per soul

20 minutes to complete the trail...walking.

Darkness surrounds you.

Creatures and the undead lurk.

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ENTER????????

www.darkwindwoods.com
ww.myspace.com/darkwindwoods

2006-09-14 12:11:19 · 2 answers · asked by THE_GATEKEEPER 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-14 12:10:58 · 10 answers · asked by Chris 2 in Music

Help i went to buy a new tv and got totally bamboozled.
HD ready but does that mean i wont have to buy another in a few years when they faze out normal telly.

2006-09-14 12:10:41 · 13 answers · asked by shedevil 2 in Television

in as many different languages as possible?

2006-09-14 12:10:00 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm going through depression i need help. i need ideas , tips , and adivice.i get really down in the mornings and in the evnings. i am not able to return too work yet so i am feeling really worthless. MY house is spotless because i am cleaning it constently because of my free time.
If u have ever had depression what are some things that helped u get through it.
thanks to eveyone.

2006-09-14 12:09:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have been watching since the first season. My husband and I are so hooked. What does everyone else think of the show?

2006-09-14 12:08:39 · 9 answers · asked by therealprinsess 3 in Television

i am a really good singer but i have no clue who to got o i need some one to sing to and to try to make a record deel....can u help plezzzzz i need it

2006-09-14 12:08:37 · 10 answers · asked by libby j 1 in Music

2006-09-14 12:08:27 · 4 answers · asked by jl_grant 1 in Music

and you have nothing to do with it...how do you solve the situation?? I mean it feels like you're ready to beat the hell outta them!

2006-09-14 12:08:12 · 13 answers · asked by Katelynn 3 in Polls & Surveys

When Justin takes off his pants he sees a guy in the hallway with a big dog.. And when he goes in the room with alot of women there is the guy with the dog except the dog is not with him what is the deal with the song??????????

2006-09-14 12:08:05 · 10 answers · asked by Boston_Bull_Lover2 2 in Music

If you have my answer, you get 10 points

2006-09-14 12:07:30 · 11 answers · asked by Cara Arlene 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ummm...the title kinda says it all
but it would be great if you could finda one kinda sneaky too

2006-09-14 12:07:20 · 4 answers · asked by Ogle H 1 in Music

Can you name some local bands around where you live? tell if you like them or not. and what type of music do they play? you can add where you live if you want to but you don't have to. If you happen to be in a local band yourself well that counts too lol. Good Luck!
~thanx~

2006-09-14 12:06:58 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Tyson Ritter♥ 3 in Music

We live in a small town in the midwest.

2006-09-14 12:06:54 · 8 answers · asked by OOO! I know! I know! 5 in Other - Entertainment

Sorry for the levity.......too much Ganja!
Re your statement...."Get a life"
I have a great one........ask my wife
Benjy Benjy.....Re your threat
To sort me out, that's silly Pet.
With all the problems on our planet
Illness, pain and death Goddamit
People blown to bits and worse
What's worrying you two....harmless verse.
If I'd posed a serious question
I would have used a different section
So, for you two humourless folks
Read the category..RIDDLES AND JOKES.

2006-09-14 12:06:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The teacher's in the front of class with something behind her back. "Okay, class, I'm holding something in my hand and I want you to guess what it is. It's red, but not too red. It's round but not too round." Little Susie raises her hand and says, "Is it an apple?" The teacher says, "No, it's a tomato, but it shows me that you're thinking, so you can go next." Little Susie goes to the front of the class and following the teacher's lead she says, "In my hand I have something round, but not too round. It's orange, but not too orange." Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Is it an orange?" "No, it's a peach, but you can go next," replied Susie. Little Johnny goes to the front of the class with his hands in his pants pockets. "In my hand I have something that's long, but not too long. It's round but not too round." "Johnny!" the teacher gasped. Johnny pulls a pencil out of his pocket and says, "Relax, teach, it's just a pencil but it shows me you were thinking so you can go next!"

2006-09-14 12:06:16 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

What are the athletes in that verb commercial where that heads of famous athletes are on kids bodies??? I know that Derek Jeter is on it but who else???

2006-09-14 12:05:44 · 1 answers · asked by coolqt101 2 in Television

Is it possible to download the videos on youtube because sooner or later the videos will be taken off eventually and i want to keep some for good.

2006-09-14 12:05:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.

On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.

A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."

The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."

2006-09-14 12:04:55 · 13 answers · asked by Trina T 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and why

2006-09-14 12:04:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-14 12:04:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-14 12:03:03 · 12 answers · asked by I smile because of them ♥ 5 in Music

I'm interested in what people think today of how popular music has changed.There used to be music that was written and composed with creativity and emotion . Mostly now , it is made with computers , taking little or no creative ability . Lifting a bar ( segment of music that usually lasts 4 beats) and repeating it over and over . A repitition of 1 musical phrase . Most rock now has no guitar solos,due to lack of the publics' appreiciation for vertuois abilty .The songs dont have them , I believe , because they cant play solos. Dont get me wrong , I like alot of the latest rock .It just seems that alot of music has taken a formulaic, simple , and easy way to make money .Forgoing the real strength that music can convey , through genuine heart-felt song writing. To me a , real artist is someone that makes music with true capability of talent , not taking a a segment of another song , and saying "Hey Thanks , Im so talented !" Audience dont listening anymore , they consume.

2006-09-14 12:01:56 · 3 answers · asked by Fair Warning 2 in Music