A man is walking down the street when he sees a boy being pulled in a red wagon by a beatiful labrador. The man, noticing that the dog's leash is wrapped around his testicles instead of being hooked to his collar, says, "That sure is a beautiful dog you have there. What are you doing?" The boy replies, "I'm playing fireman and this is my firetruck." "I see," says the man. "But don't you think your firetruck would go faster if the leash was tied to your dog's collar?" "I'm sure it would." was the boy's reply. "But then I wouldn't have a siren!"
2006-09-14 12:13:27 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch!
2006-09-14 12:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Caribbean Blue 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 08:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof Woof!!
2006-09-14 12:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man that must flippin hurt owww
2006-09-15 15:06:11 · answer #4 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I felt pain down there and I don't have testicles. Poor pup
2006-09-14 12:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! That's gotta hurt!!!
2006-09-14 12:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor dog!
2006-09-14 13:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THAT WAS F*UCKING FUNNY GOT TO GIVE IT TO U I LOVE UR JOKES U EARNED URSELF A 16.9
2006-09-14 12:40:22 · answer #8 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kackah..... in other words ridiculous
2006-09-14 12:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't image that
2006-09-14 12:34:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋