Wanna hear the trouble Johnny's causing now?

Question

The teacher's in the front of class with something behind her back. "Okay, class, I'm holding something in my hand and I want you to guess what it is. It's red, but not too red. It's round but not too round." Little Susie raises her hand and says, "Is it an apple?" The teacher says, "No, it's a tomato, but it shows me that you're thinking, so you can go next." Little Susie goes to the front of the class and following the teacher's lead she says, "In my hand I have something round, but not too round. It's orange, but not too orange." Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Is it an orange?" "No, it's a peach, but you can go next," replied Susie. Little Johnny goes to the front of the class with his hands in his pants pockets. "In my hand I have something that's long, but not too long. It's round but not too round." "Johnny!" the teacher gasped. Johnny pulls a pencil out of his pocket and says, "Relax, teach, it's just a pencil but it shows me you were thinking so you can go next!"

Answer 1

You too are ready for Comedy Central. Cute.

Answer 2

Johnny Bravo!!!

Answer 3

That teacher has some nasty thoughts! Tee Hee Hee!

Answer 4

OMG THAT WAS FU*KING FUNNY GOT TO GIVE IT TO U
15.9 OUT OF A 10

Answer 5

LOL. Good one. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!

Answer 6

HAHAHA omg that's flipping funny :D

Answer 7

jonny is a bavo

Answer 8

LOL very nice.

Answer 9

Props, that was funny!!! lol

Answer 10

I like that! LOL