A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."
2006-09-14 12:04:55 · 13 answers · asked by Trina T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
2006-09-14 12:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i admire those jokes there is yet another one i understand: there's a crimson head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a financial company. They bypass down an alley and the crimson head hides in a garbage can. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The law enforcement officials bypass down the alley and that they kick the garbage can the crimson head is going "bow wow" they think of this is a dogs. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they think of this is a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"
2016-12-18 10:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was alot to read, but worth it
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-14 12:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!
2006-09-14 12:17:39 · answer #4 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. Goodie.
2006-09-14 13:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is to funny got to give it to u
uU GET A TEN
2006-09-14 12:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-14 12:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That was actually funny!!!
2006-09-14 12:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by jasmine b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh wow, haha, scandalous!!
2006-09-14 12:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!! this is really funny.
2006-09-14 12:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋