Bit of a groaner, this one:
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he went to the doctor
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"You look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows. come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
"What's up with me?" he asked.
"I'm afraid you're HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?"
"NO, I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"I don't have a passport, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"well, theres only one thing for it...
"You must be a carrier!
2006-09-11
05:10:01
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