Don't know if you've heard this one...
Little johnny's patting down a pile of earth in his garden. The neighbour comes over to the fence to see what he's doing.
"what's up, Johnny?"
Tearfully, Johnny looks up and says:
"My goldfish died."
The neighbour looks at the earth Johhny's just patted down, and says:
"That's an awfully big whole for a goldfish isn't it?"
To which Johnny replies......
"That's cos he's inside your f**king cat"
Made me laugh, duno bout you lot
2006-09-11
04:55:15
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