Don't know if you've heard this one...
Little johnny's patting down a pile of earth in his garden. The neighbour comes over to the fence to see what he's doing.
"what's up, Johnny?"
Tearfully, Johnny looks up and says:
"My goldfish died."
The neighbour looks at the earth Johhny's just patted down, and says:
"That's an awfully big whole for a goldfish isn't it?"
To which Johnny replies......
"That's cos he's inside your f**king cat"
Made me laugh, duno bout you lot
2006-09-11 04:55:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!! Little Johnny is so funny! I remember this one from years ago, maybe it's a little crude for you, i think its darned funny:
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
2006-09-11 04:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! I love little Johnny. He has to be related to Stewie Griffin.
2006-09-11 04:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than a lot I've read on here
2006-09-11 05:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by John B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...little johnny keeps doing it again over and over!!
2006-09-11 04:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by buxiii 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me laugh too!
2006-09-11 10:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it befor but it STILL made me laugh!
2006-09-11 05:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Dr. Phil's cat.
2006-09-11 04:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol not heard that before but very good.
2006-09-11 04:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a smile on my face
2006-09-11 04:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by ste1559 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2006-09-11 06:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋