Bit of a groaner, this one:
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he went to the doctor
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"You look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows. come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
"What's up with me?" he asked.
"I'm afraid you're HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?"
"NO, I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"I don't have a passport, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"well, theres only one thing for it...
"You must be a carrier!
2006-09-11 05:10:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awful....
2006-09-11 05:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by AudioMog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-09-11 13:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!
2006-09-11 10:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥Squirrel ♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah for good clean jokes!!
2006-09-15 01:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the little paper bag is HIV its self......
2006-09-11 13:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by The Love Hormone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so sick, but really really funny. cant stop laughing now but feel ashamed lol
2006-09-14 13:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol never heard that one before
2006-09-11 23:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by cjscot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-09-11 05:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by honey lugs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny I like it!
2006-09-11 11:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-09-11 11:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a "good" one
2006-09-11 05:47:30 · answer #11 · answered by the one, the only ERMELINDA!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋