Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

A lady walks into a bar and says,
"Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme another martooni."
So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another?"
She says, "Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn."
The bartender says, "Okay, there are three things wrong here:

Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.

Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and

Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray."

2006-08-28 04:55:53 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. I

2006-08-28 04:55:16 · 7 answers · asked by David O-man 3 in Jokes & Riddles

ANYTHING. What is something you strongly believe in or have an opinion on?

2006-08-28 04:54:56 · 20 answers · asked by alwaysright 3 in Polls & Surveys

NO cut and paste will count. Only the missing words,please. SPELLING COUNTS !!
1. "Another -----"
2. "------------ Garden"
3. "Why Don't We --- ----- In The Road"
4. "---- For Your -------."
5. "Any ---- At All"
6. "Mean ---- Mustard"

2006-08-28 04:54:26 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

it was soo good !!!!!!! did u like it ?

2006-08-28 04:54:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i think TV does seem to be getting funnier and smarter lately, but then something like Deal or No Deal comes out and it's like...wow, end of civilization. Anyway, what are some good shows?

2006-08-28 04:51:17 · 12 answers · asked by Ella S 3 in Television

2006-08-28 04:51:05 · 3 answers · asked by haiyede 2 in Television

2006-08-28 04:50:41 · 2 answers · asked by haiyede 2 in Television

Alexisonfire, Trivium, Anthrax, System Of A Down, Arch Enemy, Soilwork, Black Label Society, Slayer, Black Dahlia Murder, Shadows Fall, Children Of Bodom, Pantera, Cradle Of Filth, Ozzy Osbourne, Damageplan, Opeth, Dimmu Borgir, Nevermore, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Killswitch Engage, Megadeth, Lamb Of God, Mastodon and Steve Vai.

2006-08-28 04:50:23 · 20 answers · asked by sandy_metal_guitarist 2 in Music

I've heard a couple of things about him and the Biker...please say it isn't so.

2006-08-28 04:50:12 · 8 answers · asked by Lucy Lu 4 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 04:49:57 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 04:49:16 · 4 answers · asked by haiyede 2 in Television

He he!

2006-08-28 04:48:52 · 27 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

there more or less for lyrics for a friends band .......

Hanging here so helplessly,


on this terribly Delicate string...


and it's All The Small Things,


that keep me Dangling...




And I'm all alone here, just hanging


and I'm getting sick of holding on.


It's pointless; as I'm slowing slipping...


Maybe I should just Fall and Be Gone...



thnks for the advice...!

2006-08-28 04:48:28 · 18 answers · asked by me 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story, I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with

2006-08-28 04:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You can't blame a doughboy for wanting to eat!

2006-08-28 04:47:54 · 22 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

Don't ask me how I broke it but it split in half. Can I order a new one online? Can they send it to me? I really don't want to go down to the DMV for obvious reasons! Thanks!

2006-08-28 04:47:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-28 04:47:15 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

I like David Blaine better because he doesn't do things every week on a t.v. show, his "magic" seems real. Criss Angel has shown how he fakes people out, is he a fake?

2006-08-28 04:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It's amazing (if it's real) how these guys are moving around from one treadmill to another! I was watching it in the gym with the sound off and I didn't get the name.

2006-08-28 04:46:31 · 2 answers · asked by Asia Sykes 1 in Music

Does anyone else think that Diane Lane (from Hollywoodland and Must Love Dogs) looks a lot like Kathleen Turner back when she did Romancing the Stone in the 1980s? Are they related somehow? Can't find mention of it online.

2006-08-28 04:45:17 · 6 answers · asked by hollyberryholly 2 in Celebrities

Time for something silly. Did you have to learn that song in elementary school?

2006-08-28 04:44:46 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

2006-08-28 04:44:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I want a lot of songs and in blue.

2006-08-28 04:44:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

animation as part of its video? and if you want to add what band played the song? first person who gets it right, will get 10 points, everyone else gets 2 points just for answering

2006-08-28 04:44:01 · 10 answers · asked by lasalle_1986 4 in Music

I am at school right now.

2006-08-28 04:43:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Want to find words to Country Music Song, YOU ARE MY FLOWER . Thanks Clyde in Wooster Ohio

2006-08-28 04:42:55 · 9 answers · asked by pottsy38 2 in Music

2006-08-28 04:42:31 · 14 answers · asked by mutt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 04:42:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-28 04:41:59 · 40 answers · asked by bill 3 in Television