A lady walks into a bar and says,
"Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme another martooni."
So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another?"
She says, "Oh, no, I got this terrible heartburn."
The bartender says, "Okay, there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray."
2006-08-28 04:55:53 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he h ehe heeh funny on eoook ffggggggggggg
2006-08-28 08:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
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2006-09-02 02:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean, "A blond walks into a bar and says"?
2006-08-28 12:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Michael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not naughty but good for a chuckle.
2006-08-28 16:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, silly lady, that was funny.
2006-08-28 12:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thts funny...lmao
2006-08-29 04:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe - that was pretty funny
2006-08-28 11:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! lol â¥
2006-08-30 19:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-29 14:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... that's funny... lol
2006-08-28 12:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋