Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

2006-08-28 04:41:56 · 13 answers · asked by davewoods d 1 in Music

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage
daughters.
The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough,
delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed
into the nursery to see his new son.
He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever
seen.
He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of
that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!"
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on
me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

2006-08-28 04:41:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please,no cut and paste. ONLY the missing words.
1. "This One's For The -------."
2. "Ticket To ------."
3. "------ There Was You."
4. " I Hope You ---------."
5. Ain't Goin' Down Till The ---- Comes Up."

2006-08-28 04:41:49 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

2006-08-28 04:41:11 · 1 answers · asked by csotiriades@sbcglobal.net 1 in Television

nobody-right

2006-08-28 04:40:56 · 18 answers · asked by bill 3 in Television

2006-08-28 04:40:53 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

One Sunday in a Midwest City,
> >> > a young child was "acting up"
> >> > during the morning worship hour.
> >> > The parents did their best to
> >> > maintain some sense of order
> >> > in the pew but were losing the battle.
> >> > Finally, the father picked the
> >> > little fellow up and walked
> >> > sternly up the aisle on his way out.
> >> > Just before reaching the safety
> >> > of the foyer, the little one
> >> > called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for
> >> > me!"

2006-08-28 04:40:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So they were here last week doing a family's house. (The Blivens family for next season) and believe it or not the ABC people LOST the family's dog. He got spooked and ran away I guess, they are not really saying the whole story. I was shocked! So now this family has a brand new house but they're very important family member is gone because of this gift.

How angry would you be? If ABC offered you a house and you knew that they would lose your dog would you turn down there offer. This really disturbed me but I am a animal fanatic. I would tell them to take the house and shove it. Would you react the same way?

2006-08-28 04:40:27 · 9 answers · asked by coconut 3 in Television

I belive do you I only belive in David B or Criss Angel and are there any sites to prove ist real or not

2006-08-28 04:40:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

wot do u think about kank{srk}

2006-08-28 04:40:13 · 8 answers · asked by sachin_chauhan_takurboy 1 in Movies

2006-08-28 04:40:06 · 1 answers · asked by darlyn y 1 in Other - Entertainment

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.
They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"

2006-08-28 04:39:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 04:39:41 · 22 answers · asked by bill 3 in Television

hiya is there any Jesse fans on here ?? If so you can check out my site http://www.x-jesse-mccartney-x.piczo.com and tell me what you think =) thanks

2006-08-28 04:39:25 · 37 answers · asked by McCartney Luver 1 in Celebrities

prefibly rap, hip hop, pop and country!! new and good!

2006-08-28 04:38:58 · 6 answers · asked by lsutgrfn7 2 in Music

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.
> >> > As he was coming down the aisle,
> >> > he would take two steps,
> >> > stop, and turn to the crowd.
> >> > While facing the crowd, he would
> >> > put his hands up like claws
> >> > and roar.
> >> > So it went, step, step, ROAR,
> >> > step, step, ROAR, all the way
> >> > down the aisle.
> >> > As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears
> >> > from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
> >> > When asked what he was doing,
> >> > the child sniffed and said, "I
> >> > was being the Ring Bear."

2006-08-28 04:38:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and what does it mean?

2006-08-28 04:38:38 · 15 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 04:38:36 · 9 answers · asked by baa baa 1 in Movies

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude... God is missing—and they think WE did it!"

2006-08-28 04:37:25 · 6 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

2006-08-28 04:37:11 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 04:36:43 · 7 answers · asked by bill 3 in Television

Screenwriter ready to have my voice and vision displayed.

2006-08-28 04:36:26 · 1 answers · asked by Pen2Paper 3 in Movies

2006-08-28 04:35:46 · 3 answers · asked by reba 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 04:35:40 · 16 answers · asked by bill 3 in Television

2006-08-28 04:33:39 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite mobster movie?

2006-08-28 04:33:22 · 27 answers · asked by lisa s 2 in Movies

2006-08-28 04:33:22 · 1 answers · asked by aurelia 1 in Music

2006-08-28 04:33:13 · 10 answers · asked by Michael 2 in Movies

If you have channel four or whatever the station the show's on in your area please tell me.

2006-08-28 04:32:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-28 04:31:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys