There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage
daughters.
The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough,
delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed
into the nursery to see his new son.
He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever
seen.
He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of
that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!"
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on
me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"
2006-08-28 04:41:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ah!thats hilarious!!!that was a good one.props for u.
2006-08-28 04:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont understand why people post jokes as questions, but its whatever. 2 more points
2006-08-28 11:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by Terry Legendary 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha funny. ignore those negatieve comments
2006-08-28 11:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool whered u get that joke, i want some
2006-08-28 11:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an ooooold joke
2006-08-28 11:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by kiki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nicee one
2006-08-28 11:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥INTENSENESS♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! That's a smack! lol Good one!
2006-08-28 11:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-08-28 13:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by sawdust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-08-28 11:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by heynowpauly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... that gave me a chuckle...
2006-08-28 12:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋