There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.
They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.
One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"
2006-08-28 04:39:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that really is great.can i have ten points for laghing and spelling it wrong? please
2006-08-28 04:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, those other boys are the dumb ones. Haha. Johnny is so smart. I am going to name my next dog Johnny.
2006-08-28 04:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha,I think Johnny was actually a intelligent girl,"could a man be that clever?"
2006-08-28 04:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his answer proves he is NOT so dumb..he knows that the waters flow so to speak if he keeps up the charade with them..wtg JOHNNY!! k.
2006-08-28 04:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a funny story and had a point in it.
2006-08-28 04:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Moon_light1985 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow ive never thought of it like that way. hummm thats a good one
2006-08-28 04:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-08-28 04:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by The answer man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a fun story
2006-08-28 04:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by Terry Legendary 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was great, thoes boys got what they deserved.
2006-08-28 04:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
send me a joke
2006-08-28 04:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by David O-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny
2006-08-28 04:41:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋