GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. I
2006-08-28 04:55:16 · 7 answers · asked by David O-man 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i've seen this before... it had more to it... but it's sad, it's true! lol
2006-08-28 05:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and I have pasta poopie... the kind that just has that smell.....
2006-08-28 05:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad
2006-08-28 04:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewwww LOL
2006-08-28 04:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwww god that was hallarious!
thanks
2006-08-28 05:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by chalz h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm..... ok..... that..... is........ a .......little..........funny. Hmm....... i........almost.........laughed..........but..............i........didn't. Sorry........man.........!
2006-08-28 05:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r juss nasty!.
2006-08-28 05:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by †music_man† 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋